Badger's Bollocks 

British slang meaning the ultimate example of its kind, typically an object or event.

This is used on those rare occasions when the Dogs Bollocks just isn't strong enough to convey the extreme nature of something.

Can also be shortened to simply The Badger's.

You've got to be there, it's gonna be the badger's bollocks.

Holy shit! Now that is the badger's bollocks!

Badger's Bollocks by The Baaadger September 14, 2011

badger handbag 

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.

a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?

badger handbag by Cu Jimmy January 11, 2014

Badger Noses 

Pointy, small, cone-shaped breasts resembling the nose of a badger.

"Dude, have you seen that chick on the HBO show, 'Girls?' She's got badger noses."

"Don't let your badger noses touch the pool water, trick!"

Badger Noses by Mr. MacB May 6, 2014

Badger blues 

A cocaine-induced come down. Based on the coke badger from "It's All Gone Pete Tong"

I spent the weekend doing nose candy in Ibiza, and now I have the badger blues.

Badger blues by FrankieWilde February 24, 2015

Badger 

A badger is a total of money equivalent to 7.50

That'll cost a badger all together mate

Badger by Squatting_neville November 7, 2016

Badger Pussy 

A human vagina, with a transition of black into grey pubic hair, resulting a pussy looking like a badger.

Oliver's mum had a badger pussy

Badger Pussy by billiam1998 November 22, 2016

Beat a badger with A penis 

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.

You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".

Beat a badger with A penis by Potatomans October 4, 2017