Backyard bbq

A sexual act using bbq sauce as anal lubricant.

I bought a huge bottle of KC Masterpiece at Costco for the backyard bbq I'm having later. The entire football team is coming!

by ZombieTentacles May 21, 2016

Actin Backwards

When someone is seen as a liar, Cheater, Abusive, obsessive, or crazy by their spouse..Also when someone Disrespects , Gets irrational , Becomes aggressive , or does anything unappropiate towards someone else.

Woman: I know your CHEATING on me !!!!

Man: How is that ?

Woman: Because My friend wENT on myspace and said she saw a picture of you kissing a girl...

Man:Bitch why are u Actin Backwards ? I don't even have myspace.

by kRoNiK GuRu November 3, 2009

high speed backwards

A men's hairstyle in which all of the hair is greasily matted forward, as if forced that way after the person travelled backwards extremely quickly. Not done in an intentionally stylish way, the High Speed Backwards (or HSB) can be found on ragged old men or the homeless.

That raggedy-looking dude is sporting a SERIOUS high speed backwards.

by db April 23, 2005

Backyard Wrestling Abortion

An abortion preformed by a wrestling move.

Will: I hear Laura got knocked up again?

Peter: Yea she did. but, Her boyfriend gave her stomach the people's elbow.

Will: Cool, thats called a backyard wrestling abortion, right?

by PanchoyPepe October 1, 2007

Clown's Hat On Backwards

Where a guy holds a girl in the reverse pile driver position and while the guy is standing up holding the girl he takes a shit on the ground at the same time the girl has her period all over his face. Once the guy is done taking his shit he drops her face into the shit.

"Hey Sean I heard you did a Clown's Hat On Backwards with your girlfriend last night"
"Yeah dude it was legit I cant wait to do it again!"
"Can i come and watch?"
"Sure man bring your whore with you too and I can teach you how to do it."

by Sick Man 04 January 23, 2010

Backyard Bang

See, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man stick his magic stick in the womans shit hole and they begin to have intercourse.

Joe did you fuck sally last night? Yep, sure did, gave that bitch a backyard banging!

by Justin April 1, 2005

backwards shit

Straddling the toilet when taking a dump.

Simon was feeling anxious because his morning shit was overdue and traditional squat and drop wasn't working. He was feeling dangerous, so committed himself to a backwards shit.

by mattpacer May 15, 2016