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burger face

A facial expression wherein the lips are pressed together and smushed upward towards the nose. Similar to the white person smile, but pushed further upward towards the nose. To be used in moments of: awkwardness, disappointment, waiting, mild irritation, or when there’s nothing else to say
When I told Ben I forgot to get his spunch at the store, he hit me with the burger face.
by Poochie La La February 26, 2021
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Burger King Kid's Club

A parody of what corporate marketing execs believe a "diverse" society would be like.

Created by fast food giant Burger King, this group of friends contains every single race/gender/orientation imaginable.

You got the black kid, the mexican kid, the autistic 4chan user, the basic white bitch, the dyke, the cripple, the nerdy jew and a fucking dog to top it all off.

No group of friends on earth look like this. It only exists in the wet dreams of college professors and fast food peddlers.

Every movie and entertainment product created after the year 2010 must contain this exact ratio of characters.
The global elite will not stop until every high school looks like a Burger King Kid's Club.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains a Burger King Kid's Club of characters.
by pokebot July 8, 2022
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cootie burger

A derisive term used to describe one who has cooties. Often, but not always, directed at someone of the opposite sex.
No I don't want to be your girlfriend, you deep fried cootie burger!
by AnUncleverPseudonym January 19, 2009
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Waiting Burger

when mcdonalds, or any fast food place forgets about your order, and after you tell them, they compensate your lost time with an additional burger, for your wait
"Dude, i only ordered one, but since they forgot about my burger, they gave me a waiting burger too, now i have 2!!"

"Yo i thought you only ordered one"
"Yea but since i had to wait like 15 minutes the chick gave me a waiting burger too"

"Waiting Burgers created fun."

"JT stole my waiting burger"
by JPdaBuhl March 25, 2009
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Jam Burger

A Pussy at the "time of the month" or a pussy in general
"i was filling her jam burger with cream" or "i was eating a delicious jam burger last night
by stargate1983 September 8, 2010
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house burger

A burger your mom used to make because you were on welfare. Common ingredients include Wonder Bread, green peppers, onions, and an egg.
Kids with McDonalds burgers - "Eww where did you get that welfare green pepper house burger?"

Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.
by Truthbot July 22, 2012
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the bugler

When you wrap toilet paper around your hand and cup your asshole when you have a bout of diarrhea in a public place to muffle the noise.
I had to take a dump, but there was somebody in the stall next to me and I couldn't hold it, so I did the bugler.
by miss_jellybeans September 26, 2013
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