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Southern Abortion 

When you fall down the stairs.
*tumble sound*
Oh, someone must've had a southern abortion!

Kentucky Fried Abortion 

The process of replacing an unwanted fetus with a fresh out of the frier, greasy ass, tender chicken. By shoving it a mile up that bitches pussy.
Danm Daniel, u legitimately Kentucky Fried Abortioned her ass, ur a savage.
Kentucky Fried Abortion by BmxPapi December 28, 2020

National Failed Abortion Day 

A day where all the failed abortions world wide can gather together and celebrate life!
"hey bud, you must've been born with a thick skull"
"yeah that's why they couldn't abort me lol"
"it's National Failed Abortion Day"

spontaneous gay abortion 

The process of accidentally leaking splooge from one’s anus after receiving gay anal intercourse, particularly after a larger encounter.
After a long night of fornicating with the boys, I fell asleep before using the bathroom and had a spontaneous gay abortion in my sleep and woke up to a nasty surprise

pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic

A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up
You: Welcome to pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is Today’s sauce how May I help you?

Scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )

An Abortion 

A noun used by people who are disgusted by abortions (or not) to call someone in a derogatory manner no matter how much sense it makes.
...and then those abortions, the Red Coats, burned Washington on August 24, 1814.

Whoopi Goldberg is an abortion.
An Abortion by Anthropology Sux! November 22, 2011