by clownasshoe October 15, 2019
Get the alexmug. Alex. The definition of Alex is a fucking lucky bastard who has won the lottery and won’t have to work one more single day in his life.
His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.
Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.
His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.
Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.
by Paulnicci April 21, 2022
Get the Alexmug. Sometimes Alex’s can be very dumb and stupid and fat and ugly, but 99.99% of the time they are hot, handsome, ripped, and loving. If you meet an Alex date him immediately. He is the best husband you could ever find.
Bethany: guess what
Felicia: what
Bethany: I met an Alex and married him immediately because he is hot and handsome
Felicia: what
Bethany: I met an Alex and married him immediately because he is hot and handsome
by StealthyWord May 21, 2019
Get the Alexmug. Alex is probably the first friend you made in secondary school, he is by far the smartest in your friend group and is the ultimate computer whizz. he has a good sense of humour yet he keeps most of his jokes PEGI 13. he does not say much about his personal life and he is the kind of friend you go to when you need the answer to a maths question. oh and he LOVES minecraft
by B3yondthewords March 4, 2021
Get the Alexmug. Congratulations you have an Alex in your life, now it’s time to learn how to deal with this ford and Polaris loving ninny , easiest way to get on his good side is to bring him some cats or a case of teas, he’s doesnt always hit the ditch but when does hold the heck on, his weird obsession to legos and fresh hair cut brings in ladies from every bus stop in this city, you will usually keep him around to back you up cause he’s a straight beast, Ull probley Cacth him in the garage bench pressing his sled or welding useless crap he’s never gonna sell, be happy you have a alex in your life
by The best friend ever alex November 4, 2020
Get the Alexmug. A girl that doesn't know the lyrics of smooth operator. Thinks it goes oooh capoeira. A girl that calls slow people retards but would never admit it. She is so quirky and silly that if she would be a dj you'd say 'Let's get squirrely!'
Boy: Did that girl just call me a retard?
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?
Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?
Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!
by mystery000mystery June 11, 2023
Get the Alexmug. A fucken gay boy who cant stop moaning in class and making sexual jokes. An Alex also CANNOT stop talking about "BBC" because he loves it. Im pretty sure he searches up "gay midget porn" on PH. I cannot with this mf.
by smol short person >:) November 1, 2021
Get the Alexmug.