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The Alex

The art of shucking a 14 inch Pringles can up your arse until you poop a little, then you lube up and see how many dildos u can fit in at once.
I love doing the alex on Wednesdays
by Fleet Street about to tweet January 21, 2020
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Sometimes Alex’s can be very dumb and stupid and fat and ugly, but 99.99% of the time they are hot, handsome, ripped, and loving. If you meet an Alex date him immediately. He is the best husband you could ever find.
Bethany: guess what

Felicia: what

Bethany: I met an Alex and married him immediately because he is hot and handsome
by StealthyWord May 21, 2019
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Alex can sometimes be mistaken for only a guy's name but it could be shorten as Alexandra. Anyways Alex (girl/guy) is an amazing human being, yes Alex made mistakes in the past but he/she learns from them. Alex is gorgeous and smexyyy!
Jeff: WOAH DID YOU SEE ALEX TODAY? SHE WAS SMOKIN HOT!
Jack: Ik dude, I know
by Mr. Bounce :) May 1, 2019
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Alex is probably the first friend you made in secondary school, he is by far the smartest in your friend group and is the ultimate computer whizz. he has a good sense of humour yet he keeps most of his jokes PEGI 13. he does not say much about his personal life and he is the kind of friend you go to when you need the answer to a maths question. oh and he LOVES minecraft
by B3yondthewords March 4, 2021
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Alex is a guy who is nice. He will do anything for some booty. He loves booty. An Alex only dates ugly people even tho he can get hot girls. He has a side hoe that he fucks when his main hoe is busy. The side hoe is usually male. Alex is a nice guy that will listen to you and care for you. He can keep a secret and is very loyal.
by Lolo. 88theg April 17, 2019
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Alexism

A cultist religion in which the leader has a fascination with bugs and lady boners.
"What are your thoughts on alexism?"
"Im a Christian, I don't really consider it to be a proper religion."
by Bigsexyhorsegirl September 28, 2021
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A fucken gay boy who cant stop moaning in class and making sexual jokes. An Alex also CANNOT stop talking about "BBC" because he loves it. Im pretty sure he searches up "gay midget porn" on PH. I cannot with this mf.
Alex is a hoe
Alex loves bbc
Alex watches gay midget porn
Alex is hella weird
by smol short person >:) November 1, 2021
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