alberta 

a place in Canada were the oil supply is, but its fucking cold and most rich Canadian people live.

"have you heard about oil exports from Alberta are dropping" says Greg "na its just fucking cold" says bob

alberta by specaial ed class October 4, 2018

Albert 

A name

Remember Albert from our class at school? He changed his name to Einstein

Albert by frabrizio January 13, 2019

Albert 

An Albert is a strong man who will stick up for what he cares about. An Albert will always have a penis or large size. He has fucked your mother and that’s the reason he is a real motherfucker. He is popular and has Girl’s around him all the time, and he will not give a shit on what you say.

Albert is my boyfriend

Albert by A8l October 10, 2019

Albertini 

Albertini is different from most people he’s unique in its own he’s pretty well known and is also from manors park

When I seen Albertini I said he’s cute for a brown skin

Albertini by Anonymous from dandy January 15, 2021

Alberto 

The bastard that gives weird letters to girls

Hey Alberto that girl is hot don’t write her a letter you idiot!

Alberto by Fortnights February 17, 2022

Albert Einstein 

Some really smart dude. He failed math and still became famous, so it is ok to hate math. He came up with this whole e=mc2 thing. His cause of death is unknown, but it is believed that he divided by zero.

"I divided by zero... OH SHI-"

"Albert Einstein failed math, I can too!"

Albert Einstein by gravy666 February 11, 2008

Alberto 

He's the most toxic piece of shit you'll ever meet

Person 1: "Why is Alberto so toxic dude wtf"

Person 2: "Idk the guy plays siege so"

Alberto by Ash main 6969 October 12, 2018