SAFETY PEACHES

someone whos name is dutch and recieves orals from doseph
dutch recieved a safety peaches from dose
by MOG January 06, 2004
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Breast Torture Safety

In order to protect the breasts from damage, breast torture must be carried out within certain limits. For instance, a reduction in blood circulation can occur in bound breasts which may be problematic if the breasts are tied for a long period of time in breast torture safety.
by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020
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Safety zone bae

A girl u see once a week , usually caters to your emotional needs, always dtf . she is somewhere u feel safe sexy smart and in control
by Blackmantabae April 03, 2017
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Health & Safety Numbchucks

A two-player game, where participants open four bottles of wine to acquire their corks, then drink all of them whilst pretending to be Bruce Lee.

Requires two corks & a cable-tie per set.

Used for micro battles where the traditional Nunchaku are prohibited by the Health & Safety Executive.

Best played when another more dangerous pursuit get's cancelled for some trivial reason.
Dude 1: Hey, the rain's too heavy for basejumping… wanna fill time with Health & Safety Numbchucks until it let's off a bit?
Dude 2: Yeaaaah, Bro.
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home safety monitoring

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into. NOBODY LIKES TO BE CALLED A DAMN BABYSITTER ANYMORE. It's called home safety monitoring instead!
Girl 1: so you're stuck babysitting tonight?
Girl 2: nah bitch. i hate being called a babysitter! i'm home safety monitoring mah gur! <3
by Kristakins+Rosie July 03, 2009
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safety mein bruder

Core language from High Wycombe. Comes from the word 'safe' but is extended to convey extra meaning. Comes vaguely from German to mean 'safe my brother'.
Simjob: "Here, have a free Subway."
SaxWan: "Safety mein bruder."
by Simjob March 30, 2005
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Safety word

Use you safety word when you need it. My is my Kung fu is better than your Kung fu.
by Kuehlstein February 21, 2018
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