1 347 455

I eat ass in numbers

Friend: D0 y0u 347 455?

You: y35, 1 347 455.

by consiiium April 17, 2017

Rule 34F

A corollary to Rule 34, if it exists, there is furry porn of it.

"Guy makes out with car? Rule 34F: Furry makes out with car."

by Barrakoda November 1, 2008

Rule 34e

Rule 34e states that if porn/hentai is made of an anime or a video game, it is considered canon.

Guy1: At least the porn I've seen of Legend of Zelda isn't canon.

Guy2: Yes it is, rule 34e states that all porn associated with any video game or anime is official.

Guy1: FFFFFUUUUU-

by Lance Azurin October 23, 2011

3/4 Blow Job

A 3/4 blow job is when a girl is giving a blow job and stops right before the man ejaculates (blows a load) and then the man ends up walking away disappointed.

My girlfriend was blowing me but ended up only giving me a 3/4 Blow Job so I dumped her ass!

by quincygamer June 20, 2011

345 ass

its a nice round booty that you would definately fuck... if you put your right arm in the spot of where a 3 is on a big clock and put your left arm on the spot of the 9 (its the 45 part) you would see the size of a 345 ass

"OMG,dude you should of seen mrs.peters' 345 ass, i would fuck the shit out of it... literally

by florida123 April 14, 2010

Rule 34C

Rule 34C is an addition to Rule 34stating that if there is not porn of it, and porn of it is not currently in production, it is your job to create porn of it by any means possible.

Chris: Dude...look at how cute that panda is!

Ian: RULE 34!

Chris: Uhhh...I didn't find anything...not even previews...

Ian: RULE 34C!

Chris: FCK!

by coffeeboy992 May 11, 2009

Rule 34sf

If there is fanfic of it, there is slashfic of it. No exceptions.

Bob: I just stumbled across a Halo slashfic, I am traumatised for life.
John: Rule 34sf man.

by JoeChief June 21, 2010