Shower Rescue

A game. When a girl is taking a shower, you burst in and 'rescue' her, take her to 'safety'

(Girl taking shower, I burst in)

Girl: Arrrrgh! What the fuck are you doing?
Me: Shower rescue!
Girl: Oh, ok, that's fine

by Dangerous G April 13, 2004

shower rod

The act of a male achieving an erection in the shower, either by a sexual fantasy or vigorous cleansing of the penis.

Bob.....Man, I was showering this morning and I got the biggest hard on thinking about Sally.

Jim.....That's nothing, I totally got a shower rod thinking about the old woman at the lunch counter.

Bob....Wow, what kind of soap are you using, dude.

by hairtoday_gonetomorrow September 11, 2010

Shower with Mike

You take off your shirt, lie down while your friend holds a small strainer/ colander 12 inches from your face and/or mouth while another friend pours "Mike's Hard Lemonade" through the colander. You gladly drink every drop of Mike's that makes it to your mouth.

After Dylan took a "Shower with Mike" he had Mike's Hard Lemonade all over his body.

by JMag and Lyds December 20, 2010

shower-scum sucker

A shower-scum sucker is a person who down-votes another guy's post that is meant to pay a tribute and memoralize his beloved dog.

Shit! The shower-scum suckers are mad because their turd didn't get elected, so now, they stop braiding their pubic hair and go down-vote something that is completely none of their business - bon appetite!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

Shower Sprint

That 5 second shower you take AFTER your shower, when you realize you still have shampoo/conditioner in your hair.

"Why were you so late this morning?"
"I had to take a shower sprint."

by chachaaaang January 2, 2010

Shower Show

Performed by an online "Camgirl" during a virtual sex experience.
The girl showers in front of a live-feed webcam chat room and exaggerates the shower into a sexual performance, stimulating herself, often utilizing toys, props, and being directed by paying clients.

Oh my god, I just saw the hottest shower show on Streamate

by Busty_Lusty_Lizzy September 30, 2013

shower meditation

Sitting down while showering and having shower thoughts. Shower Thoughts are just weird random conclusions you come to realize while in the shower.

Sarah: wow why do you have so many weird shower thoughts?
George: I do alot of shower meditation
Sarah: you're fucking weird

by equinoxqueen March 16, 2015