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Boast-it note

A detailed letter that accompanies a Christmas card. The sole purpose of the note is to boast about the sender's family. Usually plagued with unnecessary exclamation marks and unwanted particulars about said family, the boast-it note is the bane of the festive season post.
Mrs B: You ok honey?
Mr B: Damn no! Just read Gina's card . Her kids are both crackwhores and somehow still child prodigies apparently...I just...don't...get it...why???? *breaks down in tears*
Mrs B: Don't take it seriously darling. It's just her annual boast-it note.
by Jumponitsir December 21, 2010
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lotes notes

To take what is normal and easy and do the opposite
by Rudy September 24, 2003
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Front Note

An important comment during conversation when it is more significant than previous statements and/or taking place immediately after being said, needing the utmost attention from the other person.
Scene: 1:03am on a Wednesday night
That Guy: "Yeah, you're so awesome. Blah blah blah blah..."
That Girl: "Front note: I know I'm awesome, but you have to quit talking to me. I have to go to bed."
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G NOTE***

The sound that makes all emos cry
Person 1: plays G NOTE***

Person 2: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY!! ***CRIESS***

Person 1: Oh boy... I made them cry again
by Lolmcrisdead2005 September 12, 2021
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G Note

A note on the piano used to locate emos, even repressed ones. Play it and you will see the results.

The G note is the first note in the opening for Welcome To The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance.

Playing it will cause extreme reactions from emos including:
Crying eyeliner and screetching. You might want to seek cover as tables might be flipped.
Emo: *Minding his or hers own buisness*
Non-Emo:"Hey! I found this cool new song yesterday."
Emo: "Oh really. What song?"
Non-emo: *starts the song*
...
*G note plays*
Non-emo "Welcome to the black parade!"
Emo: (Crying eyeliner while applaying dark lipstick) WHEN I WAS- A YOUNG BOY
by Evaen February 11, 2019
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note to self

a note to yourself.
brought on by people making notes to self.
note to self - note to selfs arent cool
by mandy July 10, 2004
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C-Note

A C-Note is when you have a threesome and the two other peoples' ages total 100 years or more.
Last night I got a C-Note. I went out drinking at the bar and picked up two women, took them home and had a threesome. They were 80 years old and 20 years old. Now THAT'S freaky.
by Count Thumpula December 21, 2008
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