Vagger job 

instead of it being a woman sucking a dick its simply a man licking a vagina and smothering his face into it pleasuring a woman forever and making her love you.☺

mark : man i want to vagger job her so bad she look gorgous

dan: i done it she has quite the vagina

mark: daaaaayumn

Vagger job by Pwnage333 July 16, 2009

Squat Job 

Sexual Act:

The woman is on top of the Man. The man is aroused but not as far along as the female, male, counter part. The partner and presumptuously the one on top, begins to touch genitals. He or she, she or he, then begins to oscillate and sway while, warmth and wetness travel to the other.

Images:

Hot dog sliding in and out of a bun.

Vacuuming, with a hose attachment, a baseball bat.

1: Dude, last night I was so horny man, and she made my day!

2: Dude, Blow job? Just a handie?

1: Better, the squat job, man..

2: Squat Job??

1: Yeah, she's on top and she rocks her hips with her lips spread wide on your cock. Like fucking a taco, that's hardshell!

1: Ftwtf, that's awesome!

Squat Job by krho November 11, 2009

crab job 

when you eat your mate's crabs.

1. i crab jobb'ed that chick like she was a seafood buffet!

2. Oh yeah, she used to have crabs, but i gave her a really long crab job and now she's clean.

crab job by aronf13 January 17, 2010

Skoal Job 

The act of a female giving head with a bit fat lip of mint-flavored Skoal in her mouth. When the guy finishes, the girl must swallow both his cum and her own dip spit.

That butch girl packs the fattest, nastiest lip I've ever seen. I bet you she gives a pretty good Skoal job.

Skoal Job by tatersalad303 September 27, 2010

roof job 

the act of giving a guy head who is uncircumcised and ripping the foreskin off with your teeth

lindsay did the roof job on me and i screamed like a little bitch

roof job by The king Friday April 20, 2014

Strap-Job 

Noun:

When someone gives a blow-job to someone who is wearing a strap-on, usually given to females because they don't got a D!

-I saw Garrett give Sydney a strap-job on the bus.The shame...

Strap-Job by Big Saxy October 20, 2014

Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job 

"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job" is a greeting or tag line for people who like to speak fast.

dave-:"cya later*waves*"
John-"Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job"

Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job by Captain_frisk September 16, 2007