Dick Watcher

A person (typically male) who is obsessively monitoring someone else’s hookups.

Man, Tristan is such a dick watcher. He’s always telling people about who I’m fucking.

by Vikwatcher October 10, 2021

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dick seeka

A female who seeks the log before the log can find her.

A girl in the middle of the day who's eyes are fixated on crotch when crotch is not fixated on the twat.

by Bundai Bob July 17, 2004

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Dick neck

A form of man cleavage. The wearing of low rise jeans in order to expose the base of the penis. The male response to females wearing low cut tops.

Hey broseph, your DICK NECK's really been turning heads tonight." "Suzie, did you see Tommie tonight? He sure is showing a lot of DICK NECK... I'm practically running down my leg!

by Kremsley Furgleberger November 29, 2010

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monkey dick

Colorful term for a Vienna sausage, probably military slang. Compare to foreskins on toast.

Let's open a can of monkey dicks. I'm in the mood for pig in a blanket.

by A. Hick July 23, 2006

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Dick foo

Phrase used as a filler started as a joke and became frequently used by various young people.

Phrase originally started in Azusa, CA by crew of good friends and dispersed throughout the world!!!

Boy A : Soo guess what I did this past weekend, or should I say who I did?

Boy B : Dick foo! Calm down was it that one gay dude following you around? hahaha

Boy A: Dick foo....

by Mitosissss September 20, 2010

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