Titty stretch

When a guy grabs a girls titty and pulls as far as he can.

Jacob gave me a titty stretch in bed last night.

by Talented81 August 31, 2015

D stretch

When a male masturbates quickly.

"I got in a quick d stretch before the rave tonight."

by Ron El Bon June 9, 2016

Lincoln Stretch

When a man gets a handjob from someone dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

" Danny gave me one hell of a Lincoln Stretch the other day".

by BukakeJones April 6, 2017

hollywood stretch

a situation where something or someone is not quite in your reach and out of your grasp,, so in a last ditch effort you must extend dramatically to reach that person or thing.hi

that girl Nicole was looking so good from across the room while smoking her cigarette and when she asked me if I wanted a puff I couldn't move. I was paralyzed. I had to stand up and use the hollywood stretch so I could reach for her butt.

by runthesun July 3, 2017

Shirt stretcher

A fat fuck who constantly pulls their shirt away from their gunt to give the illusion of not being obese.

Jon keeps pulling his shirt away from his gut. What a shirt stretcher.

by m4gssssss August 6, 2017

dip streep

A person who takes any opportunity to tell people their political opinions even when politics were not the purpose for the gathering.

He’s a dip Streep because he will only talk about his dislike of Trump.

A dip Streep can’t shut up about Hillary going to jail.

by Montclair December 9, 2017

mound stretcher

A particularly long, thick, and hard penis commonly found on gentlemen north of Hadrian's wall.

Tell me Mrs. McTavish, you said that your new born son weighed 25 lbs at birth yet three weeks later, he now weighs only 15 lbs. what happened? "Oh, we had his mound stretcher circumsized your majesty".

by Baffersty March 7, 2018