Cream 'n' Steam

When a female is flirtatious toward a male all night, such as at a bar, and takes him back to her place, only to reject the man, not having sex with him. The man should then pretend to fall asleep with the woman, waiting until she is totally unconcious. After she is incapacitated, the male should then procede to jack off on her face (Bukkake style), take a huge dump on her bathroom floor, and steal all the beer or other beverages out of her fridge- Then Bail. The woman would wake up to one hell of a scene, probably a dry and crusty one.

"Hey Nathan, This bitch cock-teased me all night the other day, took me back to hers, then rejected me!"

"Damn, so, what d'ya do about it?"

"I gave her the old Cream 'n' Steam."

*High fives*

Cream 'n' Steam by THE SWANBOY July 5, 2009

ass n titties 

the best damn thing since sliced bread
essential to life
perfect eye candy

Person 1: That girl has some nice ass ass n titties!

Person 2: Damn rite

ass n titties by cocococococococococo March 8, 2007

cock'n'balls factor

Cock'n'balls factor as in coolness, potency, greatness, balls etc.

The "word" cock'n'balls factor was invented because words coolness, balls and potency don't have enough cock'n'balls factor.

"This song sounds so dull, you have to add some cock'n'balls factor to guitars"

cock'n'balls factor by modifier September 6, 2004

cjones'n 

The act of being a complete and utter douchebag on the internet. People who can be called this are usually e-thugs who enjoy talking down to other people, complaining about other people, criticizing other people, stating the obvious, being a douchebag, proclaiming themselves "resident asshole", and being an all around unenjoyable person to be around.

Usually these people have all of the above mentioned traits, and are often the most hated person on the message board.

cjones: insert random douchebag internet toughguy comment
lugnutt: way to be a douche, bud.
irishman: don't worry, he's just cjones'n.

cjones'n by UtopiaCollegeSports March 20, 2010

Bag n Gag 

Sexual intercourse with a female with horrificly putrid body odor or a rank as smelly pussy. But despite the less than desirable aromas, you gag your way through it and bag her anyway cause after all, it is a hole.

I did a bag n gag last with that crack whore. Man my wanker smells today.

Bag n Gag by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

D.W.A.N.

Deal - With - A - Nigga. Often used as an abbreviation for the phrase "I ain't trying to Deal With A Nigga.", which refers to an individual who does not want to put up with an African American for any variation of shortcomings or mistakes made by said African American.

"I went to Mcdonald's and told them specifically not to put pickles on my burger, and you'll never guess what I found on my burger. Pickles. I told the guy at the drive-thru, I ain't tryin' to deal with a nigga. D.W.A.N.!"

D.W.A.N. by squigga bidik jackson November 5, 2012

Drum 'n' Bass 

What Junglists listen to and is an underground music genre and should stay that way. Consists of breakbeats and basslines..

Bow...BOW...Bow... <--- bass line welling up bmpCHkahbkhBHKCHKAHKbhKcvhakhkachak *real drum sample: CHK A CHUK CHUK!!!* back to main break... bmpCHkahBKhbkHCHKAKK???!!!! BmmCHKHKH! Big up!!

Drum 'n' Bass by DJ Phoenix June 15, 2004