Joe Alwyn

Taylor Swift moaned in the middle of the night: “oh joe alwyn, don’t stop, harder daddy!”
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Joe Biden Me

When a male sniffs and coddles your neck
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Billie Joe Armstrong

Lead singer, guitarist, and frontman of the punk band Green Day. Amazing at everything. Can play about 5 billion instruments. All around amazing guy, good singer, good actor, good guitarist and good at writing songs. Known to make girls (and even guys) horny. See "sexy", "amazing", "yummy", "beautiful", and "sexiest man alive"
Girl 1: wow, Billie Joe Armstrong is a good singer, good actor, good guitarist and really good at writing songs!!! I love Green Day's music and Billie Joe!!!!!
Girl 2: OMG HELLZ YEAHH!!!!!
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billie joe armstrong

Lead singer of the once-decent-cum-dreadful punk band Green Day. A bisexual fuckwit with limited intelligence, lacklustre borderline emo songwriting skill; a very general piece of societal detritus.

An asshole who converted Green Day from a 20th century Punk rock masterpiece into a 21st century piece of canine excrement.

Responsible for the writing of Jesus of Suburbia, arguably 2005's worst musical sample and amongst the worst songs ever written. His vocals are incessantly raucous, unbearably monotonous, repetitive, and bordering on the skill of a Singstar newbie.

Claims that bisexuality is normal (thus clearing himself of defamation) and that all heterosexuality is the result of social dogma. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you your fuckwit.
Billie Joe Armstrong - Landslide victor of the coveted Fuckwit of Century award. A moron beyond society's comprehension.
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Billie Joe Armstrong

Lead singer and "guitarist" for Green Day, arguably one of the worst bands to come out of the post-Grunge cess pool that it modern rock music.

With their endless supply of vapid, abhorrent "music" and pointless, ignorant, ersatz political activism, Green Day have cornered the market on 13 year old Rebels out to spend Daddy's money from mowing the lawn at the nearest Hot Topic
When you hear him play the guitar, what you are really hearing are the tortured souls of dead guitar players
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Sleepy Joe Biden

"Sleepy Joe" What Americans call Creepy kid sniffer & Presidential Candidate Joe biden. "Sleepy Joe" got his name from being senile, low energy, and tiresome. This insult deprived from his campaign debates with U.S. president Donald J. Trump in which Sleepy Joe recieved his nickname from the President.
LGBTQ Ambassador of Unicorns: Atleast biden isn't racist💞✨

Republican: but Sleepy Joe Biden forgot he imprisoned hundrends of black people and helped Obama build cages for Aliens while vice president.

LGBTQ Ambassador of Unicorns: b-b- ORANGE MAN BAD!!!11
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Chief Joe Solomon

The Police Chief of Methuen Massachusetts. One of the greatest leaders of all time, a trustworthy, caring, and handsome man. He has won many awards including the prestigious shared vision award in 1997. Idolized by all of Methuen and known mostly for winning his battle against the current Mayor, William Manzi the 3rd.
WOW I wish I could be as brave as Chief Joe Solomon!

If only every police officer could be like Chief Joe Solomon, then this world would be perfect!
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