Spartan Horseshoes 

A variation on the popular lawn game Polish Horseshoes, where the frisbee disc is replaced by a ski pole/ other spear-like instrument. The catching aspect of the game is forfeited in exchange for the feeling of satisfying the primal awesomeness that comes of throwing a spear at a beer bottle.

We played a battle of the sexes game of Spartan Horseshoes in which the present females totally obliterated the men. Something about amazons.

Spartan Horseshoes by Sterling Ginger July 16, 2013

Humpback Horses 

A Camel is a humpback horse.The End

Humpback whales are humpback whales so why cant camels be humpback horses?

Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.

Humpback Horses by apple12345678910 May 30, 2015

anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.

My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.

anal horseshoes by Flank steaktastic October 29, 2015

anal horseshoes

The act that can lead to one having a horseshoe stuck up their anus, thus making them extremely lucky.

My friend Sam always does well in sports gambling groups because he is really good at playing anal horseshoes.

anal horseshoes by Flank steaktastic October 31, 2015

sad horses mouth 

1. a literal sad horses mouth
2. where a older woman or whore have lost their elasticity in their vagina, meaning then when it comes to intercourse its like putting fingers or a penis in a moist bin bag.

how was that girl last night?
worn she had sad horses mouth syndrome

sad horses mouth by so help me September 24, 2016

Ax Horseshoe 

A nickname for the college sorority "Alpha Chi Omega," due to the spelling and appearance of the Greek letters (ΑΧΩ).

Joe: "Where did you meet that girl?"
John: "I met her through my fraternity's formal. She is in the Ax Horseshoe sorority."

Ax Horseshoe by Bob Pelv September 9, 2016

Five Horses 

When you get really angry during a Civ game (preferably multiplayer).

Fuck, the Huns declared war on me...
Five Horses! Five fucking horses!

Five Horses by TheNightmareLord December 5, 2016