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The Ben and Jerry 

When two friends are with a woman, and man one places ejaculate into said woman’s vagina. Man two scoops out the ejaculate deposited by man one, and then proceeds to “lick the bowl”
Mark and Linda were having sexual relations and Mark deposits ejaculate into Linda’s vagina. Marks friend Scott, then proceeds with his two fingers in a hook like fashion and decides to perform The Ben and Jerry on the newly deposited ejaculate.
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The Act of Jones

When two gay twins each take a fat shit and don't wipe then ram each others asses then proceed with giving each other sloppy deapthroats
"did you see those two gay fags"

"Yeah I heard the did The Act of Jones"

"fucking fags"
The Act of Jones by Toppy Woppy October 2, 2023
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The Reverse Michael Jackson 

When a man craps on a woman’s face, proceeding to sit on the face rubbing his behind back and forth on the face until the woman has turned from white to brown.
Damn bro last night was crazy, i gave my girl “the Reverse Michael Jackson

Fed the baby cock juice. 

Where you fuck and creampie a pregnant pussy and you cum inside giving the baby some growing protein.
She was so hot with her baby bump and so fucked her raw dog. Creampied her and fed the baby cock juice.
Fed the baby cock juice. by Traceboy September 20, 2018

The Fourth of July 

The action of a girl giving your oral sex as she has a mouthful of pop rocks.
My girlfriend gave me the Fourth of July last night, and I haven't been that turned on in months!

the dirty mop job 

When a guy is banging a bitch, he first shits on the floor. Then cums in her hair. Then flips her upside down and wipes the shit off the floor with her hair. After this is done, she rings the shit and cum out her hair onto the guys dick and gives him a blowjob
Im going to give your mom the dirty mop job of her life after I eat 6 bowls of chili.

John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him  

A phrase used to tell someone when they have done something super awesome, or a compliment to a rather attractive person.
Ashley: hey let's see your new zombie tattoo.

Kyle: shows tattoo

Ashley:John Lennon is roling over in his grave to hide the boner you just gave him