by TheOneHitWonderrr March 6, 2011
British person: “Why is it spelled ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. ‘but canceled’ in America?”
American: “We gave you the L in 1776 on the Fourth of July.”
American: “We gave you the L in 1776 on the Fourth of July.”
by 281CubicInchesOfFreedom July 4, 2018
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
by ouirewoi July 4, 2007
Person A: Thank goodness Will Smith saved us from aliens
Person B: I'll drink to that. Happy Fourth of July
Person B: I'll drink to that. Happy Fourth of July
by HTRFVBHGTFCVGFC July 11, 2008
girl: i’m gonna post all of the fireworks on my story on fourth of july even tho no one is gonna even look!
by looooosey.gooooosey July 5, 2019
A time of explosins and emissions from tubes of various sizes..people take pleasure in these great eruptions
by Timm Heacock July 11, 2008
Barbie: Hey Girl! Want to go to the beach and soak up some rays?
Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass!
Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass!
by CCSDCA July 11, 2008