Parking Inspector 

A person employed to be an pain in the ballsack and only really exists to raise revenue for councils. Ironically the revenue they are raising will put them out of work when they are replaced by automated parking infringement machines.

Reference: www.parkinginspector.com

That parking inspector is handing out parking tickets. What a ballsack.

Parking Inspector by ihatecouncils February 13, 2010

Parkland 

The most snotty, mean, and arrogant place in Pennsylvania. Not only do the sports teams sacrifice any piece of morality for a win, but they also know they aren't as good as Emmaus and get very salty over it. They all are middle class rich, but still decide that hard drugs are cool and getting alcohol poisoning at 14 is fun. They're easy, they're large penises, and they can suck mine.

You know that one kid, Brandon? From Parkland? He bought an eighth for $200!

Parkland by KCGonanders December 10, 2018

Parker 

Parker can easily be a boys name but I’m gonna explain it as a girls choice. Parker’s are often quite quiet. They prefer to observe and watch rather than express her opinion. Don’t get me wrong, they do have opinions. And deep ones. Parker’s think through everything thoroughly, although they say no quite a lot. Usually Blonds or Blacks, Parker’s have inner beauty and stunning features on the outside. She will know this but doesn’t pride herself by her looks. Her smarts are of high quality too but don’t expect her to do your homework. She can be very stubborn but is a true friend and there is no mean steak in her nature

This is my bestie Parker, no body could replace her

Parker by Peng_Names April 25, 2019

porsche parking

Outlying parking area for cars with anxious owners: opposite of rockstar parking.

None of the cars in Porsche parking are real Porsches: those are parked in rockstar parking.

Mike's buddies have gotten used to hiking into events because he has to put his Ford Focus in Porsche parking. Still, it's a free ride, and this way no one sees them get out of a Ford Focus.

porsche parking by Freeloader May 25, 2008

A.H. Parker high school 

Arthur Harold Parker High School. A.H. Parker High School opened in 1900 as Negro High School then Industrial High School as the first high school for African American in Birmingham when John Herbert Phillips was superintendent.Parker High School was once the largest African American high school in the United States with 3,700 students. Parker is located at 900 Fourth St. North
Birmingham, AL 35204.

teacher: Give me a short summary of the history of A.H.Parker High School

Student: A.H. Parker High School first High School for African American students. Arthur Harold Parker was the principal of the high school. It was once one of the largest African American High schools in the United States

A.H. Parker high school by pvs100kkay December 31, 2011

Parking Ticket

Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.

Had the best drunken sex with the hot chick from the bar last night, but I woke up to her all pissed off at me. Apparently I had left her a parking ticket.

Parking Ticket by DOC 211 August 23, 2010

princess parking 

another (more feminine-oriented) variation of 'rockstar parking': getting a space right in front of (or otherwise very close to) the venue being visited. other variations on this term include 'prime parking.'

Holy crap! A spot right in front of the building! Talk about princess parking!

princess parking by Johnny 5 September 2, 2005