parking lot vodka 

noun, a word describing emergency rations of vodka stashed away in your car as a prophylaxis to counter a preconceived long day at work, or just monday. Although parking lot vodka can be consumed at any point of the day, it is best used immediately after you park your car.

God damnit I don't wanna head to work today. I feel like a fat guy tryin to get on a treadmill. Good thing I got my parking lot vodka.

parking lot vodka by niggman star33 September 15, 2011

David Parker Ray 

David Parker Ray was a very sadistic man indeed. With his $100,000 homemade torture chamber, which he conveniently called his "Toy Box" which contained several items he called his "Friends" such as: Whips, Chains, Pulleys, Straps, Clamps, and Leg Spreaders, etc. For years he tortured unfortunate victims in Truth or Consequences, New Mexico.

His actions were everything from sadism and sex slavery to murder. Inside the torture room with numerous sex toys and torture implements there was an electronic generating device that was used in torture, as well as a 12-volt motorized breast stretcher. Ray would often have a recorded audio tape of himself he played for his victims whenever they regained consciousness. Ray has been recorded as saying he killed at least one person a year for 40 years.

David Parker Ray is one sick mother fucker!!!!

David Parker Ray by Rough Times March 4, 2009

Parker 

The Prettiest Girl On The Face Of The Planet. She Is The Definition Of Perfect.

Aye boy you see that Parker? Ya bruh I'd dat shit.

Parker by Tyrone Latrell Jackson July 27, 2012

parking 

Something you spend half your gas on.

Tom was frustrated by the lack of parking lots at his school and decided to drive his car through the dean's office.

parking by Melville_the_Millipede January 15, 2006

parking Nazi

The ubiquitous parking ticket-givers whose sole purpose in life is seemingly to frustrate and punish people who have no other available place to park; commonly found on college campuses

What do you mean the parking Nazi ticketed me? I was only parked here for five minutes!

parking Nazi by Bleh November 23, 2002

Parkbench biter 

A passive male homosexual who bends over benches in gay cruising grounds and bites the bench in pain as he gets sodomised.

Wayne was a parkbench biter, he was such a dirty queen.

Parkbench biter by Edna Sweetlove September 26, 2006

Parking Inspector 

A person employed to be an pain in the ballsack and only really exists to raise revenue for councils. Ironically the revenue they are raising will put them out of work when they are replaced by automated parking infringement machines.

Reference: www.parkinginspector.com

That parking inspector is handing out parking tickets. What a ballsack.

Parking Inspector by ihatecouncils February 13, 2010