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semen 'n' dreamin'

to jack off and then immediatley afterwards go to sleep..
dood, im so tired, im thinking semen 'n' dreamin' tonight..
by Mark C. McKenna September 15, 2010
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Saint Louis Shake n' Bake

To quiet a screaming baby by first shaking it vigorously and then placing it in a motel microwave.
Josh thought he'd discovered a whole new frontier of fucked-up when he tossed and toasted his 2-month-old at the motel 6 in Galveston, but it was just another ordinary Saint Louis Shake n' Bake.
by rectacular April 3, 2008
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T.R.E.N.T

1)T.onights R.emaining E.ntertainment N.ever T.aught

2)Trent is a guy who is very loved. He's a man who is caring, trustworthy, loving, sweet, funny, cute, sensual and honest. He knows how to kiss like the champ. He's a great boyfriend, one who will never do anything to hurt you and will always love you for who you are. He's the only guy who can make one smile day and night 24/7. He's adorable and speaks with an accent. He will never let you down and only bring you up. He's someone you'll always love and can't live with out him. He's quirky and funny. He's a guy who will give you the greatest feeling of happiness everyday. He also spins everything he can in his hands.
1) T.R.E.N.T. is in regards to the likelihood of getting stabben in the heart by a laughing clown and dog.

2) I am so lucky to have fallen in love with Trent.
by RDtoTHEmaximus February 6, 2010
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S.N.M

Nia- the answers three
Julia- Are you blind its 16
Teacher- The answer is 16
Julia- Exactly dont speak S.N.M"
by blahblah21 July 26, 2010
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Hot-N-Ready

A large 14” pepperoni or just cheese pizza from Little Ceasars Pizza, hot out of the oven and ready when you are! A Hot-N-Ready pizza usually costs only five dollars plus tax.
I'm sooo hungry but i spent almost all of my money on that bud we just smoked.
Dude let's get a hot-n-ready!
by Natalya Audigier March 4, 2009
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Cream 'n' Steam

When a female is flirtatious toward a male all night, such as at a bar, and takes him back to her place, only to reject the man, not having sex with him. The man should then pretend to fall asleep with the woman, waiting until she is totally unconcious. After she is incapacitated, the male should then procede to jack off on her face (Bukkake style), take a huge dump on her bathroom floor, and steal all the beer or other beverages out of her fridge- Then Bail. The woman would wake up to one hell of a scene, probably a dry and crusty one.
"Hey Nathan, This bitch cock-teased me all night the other day, took me back to hers, then rejected me!"

"Damn, so, what d'ya do about it?"

"I gave her the old Cream 'n' Steam."

*High fives*
by THE SWANBOY July 5, 2009
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ass n titties

the best damn thing since sliced bread
essential to life
perfect eye candy
Person 1: That girl has some nice ass ass n titties!

Person 2: Damn rite
by cocococococococococo March 8, 2007
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