dick slipper

a prophylactic; a condom. So named because it is slipped onto the penis.

Will: Dude, last night that chick totally rocked my world.

Roger: You mean Lisa? Man, she's been around. I hope you wore a dick slipper.

by dugsmet October 14, 2010

Dick Pillow

The pillow that is placed over one's genetailia whilst they sit.

Can you pass me a dick pillow? This morning wood isn't going away any time soon.

by Fear of Fleas December 3, 2011

Cricket dick

When somebody says something stupid Or does something nobody gives a fuck about you just hit em with the “cricket dick”

Cricket dick

by viduity June 21, 2020

Dick Cheney

Former vice-president. His favorite game is duck-duck face.

"Watch out for Dick Cheney. He might shoot you in the face."

by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

dick sauce

1. (noun) the state of male ejaculatory fluid after it has lost its thicker consistency and turned into a more viscous, runny fluid.

2. (exclamation) a term that can be used alternately to describe something as being either good or bad, depending on context and intonation.

"We just stayed in bed for so long after doing the dirty deed that she had dick sauce running down her legs when she got up."

"DICK SAUCE! My Collector's Edition Boxed Set just arrived!" (or) "This food is totally DICK SAUCE!"

by Gottabethegravy November 1, 2018

numby dicks

A sexual act in which two consenting males (of legal or illegal age) sit on their hands until they become numb. When both achieve sufficient stiffness of their penis they simultaneously jerk each other off until the point of ejaculation. At this point both loads of cum are then blasted into each others faces.

This game can be played by oneself, but is usually referred to as the strange in such cases.

My little brother woke up and said his hand was asleep so I sat on my hand for a while and put our sleeping hands to use and played numby dicks all morning.

I would die to have played numby dicks with Simon Birch.

by H.i.sd September 7, 2010

Dumbbell Dick

When you jack off really hard that your tip of your dick looks abnormally huge.

Damn, look at Sami! He has a dumbbell dick! Haha!

by xD4k June 27, 2016