A woman who follows a man she loves around. She lives for a positive words from him. The guy is not attracted to the woman at all. Behind her back he will proclaim how inadequate she is, but he likes having something around that worships him. Whenever he calls, she comes. They spend hours or days together. He is fine with using her. Beastly woman. Usually educated, foreign, with access to lots of money and/or drugs.
1. "Hey, i want you to go to the beach with us but leave your lap dog at home."
2. She's a butterface and deformed, but she is always giving me money and introducing me to rich people.
2. She's a butterface and deformed, but she is always giving me money and introducing me to rich people.
by LoveLIGHT July 13, 2014
Get the Lap Dogmug. 
Very simply -- Vomit.
Have you ever seen a dog eating vomit?
Usually refers to the vomit resulting from a full night's drinking, hence, being so drunk, one vomits in the street, and, being that drunk, one has usually acted very stupid throughout the evening. The phrase "A dog's breakfast" is usually attributed to the way one has acted prior to the resulting vomiting. Phrase popularized by the sit-com Kath and Kim (AUS).
Have you ever seen a dog eating vomit?
Usually refers to the vomit resulting from a full night's drinking, hence, being so drunk, one vomits in the street, and, being that drunk, one has usually acted very stupid throughout the evening. The phrase "A dog's breakfast" is usually attributed to the way one has acted prior to the resulting vomiting. Phrase popularized by the sit-com Kath and Kim (AUS).
Sharon was totally out of control at my bachelorette party -- she really made a dog's breakfast of herself!
by K & K FAN August 7, 2006
Get the a dog's breakfastmug. (v) To leave someone right where they stand, to put someone in their place, to remind someone that talks that they are all talk and not about that action
On Twitter, Cardi B and Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez dog walked Tomi Lahren and reminded her that it's not so sweet to call out those that can back it up.
by OMagic January 20, 2019
Get the dog walkmug. by Koloolok June 12, 2009
Get the T dogmug. The act of defecating into the ocean thereby allowing for salty sea water to gently enter your anus. Local to New York.
"Damn no bathrooms in sight, might have to resort to a salty dog in the Atlantic."
"My asshole is always so sensitive after a salty dog. It's worth it though."
"My asshole is always so sensitive after a salty dog. It's worth it though."
by The Salty Dogster August 17, 2011
Get the Salty Dogmug. Pedro was arrested and had his dog nuts cart confiscated until he explained he was selling nuts for dogs, not from dogs.
by scodder June 6, 2010
Get the dog nutsmug.