no pedo

a common phrase used to cancel out a saying that has Pedophilic underlining.

Yo, that elementary girl could get it, no pedo of course!

by biakkyz December 15, 2024

reddit pedophilia

Attractions and behaviors normally considered pedophilic, but are considered normal among redditors and otakus alike. These behaviors are typically so cringe, they are often shunned by actual pedophiles. This can include but is not limited to:
• Loliconism
• Announcing your preference for short women
• Having an obsession with femboys
• Finding Belle Delphine attractive

Redditor: Dude, it’s not weird, I just like when girls are 4 feet tall!
Other redditor: Oh yeah bro, that’s so cute and funny.
Normal Guy: Ew dude, that’s some reddit pedophilia if I’ve ever seen it.
Pedophile: I agree.

by LGBT-Definitions January 9, 2025

molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets

A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile

by Notta Person 2763 February 1, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

killing pedophiles

Doing a public service that the justice system refuses to do.

Let's take a look at the registry and go killing pedophiles. Should be perfect weather for it.

by For a brighter tomorrow March 10, 2025

linguistic pedantry

Def 1:

Whereas taxonomy is precise linguistic categorization essential for clarity and practical accuracy, analogous to carefully labeling medicine bottles, linguistic pedantry functions within contentinternet to highlight the narrow-mindedness involved in focusing cognitive energy on trivial language details that offer no practical benefit, humorously exemplified by videos such as PronunciationManual's intentional mispronunciation of "Nietzsche."

Def 2:
One methodology of Sophistry.

bro 1: brah i went in there and a total rundown of linguistic pedantry was rained down on me .
bro 2: yeah see thats why i prefer wendy's.

by cyberphunkisms March 22, 2025

FBI PEDOPHONICS

The name the FBI phone operators earned historical for never doing a damn thing when it came to pedophiles and child porn. They like to lean into the pedophiles of netflix, wag, and Texas. After 100 calls getting those things to not retaliate and just investigate cases earned them the title of the most pathetic employees in this government. It must have failed at Standford that is how useless relying on them to do their jobs with at least half the effort of your local baristas is embarrassing for this country.

Oh your child was in child porn and some Duffer keeps trying to make money off it on Netflix, I tried calling FBI pedophonics for you but it likes saying you are a frequent tipster instead, your child. Your dead pedophile tricked out child is a frequent tipster. Also, don't worry it will just try to retaliate that you might hold them accountable with names, brainwashing, look alikes on netflix. That is the story of how it failed its country. But you know it will do anything for money. But don't worry it has this lame excuse like its eurovision.

by The teens in TX Duffer Trash May 18, 2025