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Jade Tiger 

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.
Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"
Jade Tiger by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017
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Money Tight Semite 

A cheap Jewish person
When I worked as a waiter at the synagogue I would have very low tips because it was full of money tight semites who didn't know how to tip right
Money Tight Semite by EmJayee October 14, 2017
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Asian Tiger 

Asian Mike, also known as "The son of Payphone".
He grabbed her like an asian tiger.
Asian Tiger by markmark69 April 19, 2018

Hummel tight 

adjective /hʌməl tīt/

Origins mythical dwarf electrician
- to tighten something, usually a locking or fastening mechanism, in a way that loosening or freeing the object is near impossible
“Julio, give me a minute and possibly a blow torch, some asshole made this Hummel tight”
Hummel tight by Nick Ollatta April 20, 2018

Mad Tiger 

A song from the band P Lander Z. Usually in refernece to an out of control friend or someone who is a party animal while funny is bordeline insane.
Dude i can't wait to party with Fernie, he's a mad tiger!
Mad Tiger by warmaster January 2, 2018

captain tigeroo 

A half Russian tiger half Australian kangaroo great at kicking ass and being awesome
captain tigeroo by Amaz1ng3 January 17, 2018

Skin tight pussy 

A Skin tight pussy is when your homie or friend is acting like a little ass pussy or is scared to to get some PUSSY
YOU always acting like a skin tight pussy
Skin tight pussy by SKIN TIGHT February 2, 2018