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Simp News 

Simp News by Fayth2006 July 28, 2020
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Simp-athy 

The act of faking sympathy for someone in the hopes you get laid
I was giving this fine ass girl some simp-athy after she said her cat died

simp points 

Points a sad excuse of a man gains when they lie about Ines Helen UNPROVOKED
Ines and I chilled in Spain, she’s cool and all but in bed, she’s wild” aka simp points
simp points by xeexan September 11, 2020

Simp Sesh 

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)
ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH
Simp Sesh by MaxTheSimpProtector September 12, 2020

simp hunter 

Girls that try very hard to profit from simps by putting stuff such as gamer girl in their bio and showing themselves off.
A: Someone gift me in fortnite im a gamergirl

B: ur such a simp hunter
simp hunter by Proofed September 14, 2020