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The 1-5 Scale

This is an amended version of the 1-4 scale. This scale removes almost all subjectivity from measuring your attraction to someone. Posts on this site have done their best to set out this scale, but this is the definitive, amended version.

The Basic 1-4 Scale (as already noted by Howie440):

1. I wouldn't and I don't see why anyone would.

2. I wouldn't buy I can see why someone would.

3. I would but I can see why someone wouldn't.

4. I would and I can't see why anyone wouldn't.

A New Addition (the 1-5 scale):

5. I would, I can't see why anyone wouldn't, and I'll be happy if I can just get with them.

Amendments & clarifications:

i) Who can really be considered a 4? - To avoid any subjectivity, keep in mind that: if everyone in the group says they're a 3, they're a 4. This is because if everyone calls them a 3, then everyone would and, therefore they're a 4.

ii) The 5 - More of a theoretical idea than a reality. The 5 is someone whom you would be completely satisfied to get with (make out with) once and never see again. They are so attractive to you that you would happily take the one opportunity and never try to talk to them again.

However - this means that if you do try to talk to, message, or get with them again, they are now by default a 4.

iii) It should also be noted that much like how any 4 must already be an agreed 3, any 5 must already be an agreed 4. This is continuous scale.
Me: "Hey, how was the club last night?"
Roommate: "Pretty good, I met someone."
Me: "Nice, good looking?"
Roommate: "I'd say 8/10."
Me: "How am I meant to know what that means, use the 1-5 scale."
Roommate: "Oh like a solid 3."
Me: "Glad to hear it mate."
by yourwelcome03 February 6, 2022
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Level 1 Conscience

A phrase used to describe people who have no depth to their personality, are insufferably boring, cannot handle deep conversations, and maybe even stupid.
"Wow, Emily! You are a level 1 conscience person! I never want to talk to you again after this!"
by leveloneconsciencehere February 15, 2024
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November 1

National take care of your girlfriend, cuddles, kisses, hugs, food, candy, and LOVE. +wtv they want
Boyfriend : here
Girlfriend : why
Boyfriend : bc urban dictionary said its November 1
by Alicya.Higgins November 1, 2020
mugGet the November 1mug.

1-0

*Goes into facility*

*Kills someone with an orbital cannon.*

"1-0 lzzzzz I'm up"
by TheWarHorse100 July 25, 2021
mugGet the 1-0mug.

rule 1

listen, I'm breaking this rn just to tell you

DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB
hey jimmy, heres the rules about fight club,rule 1 dont talk about fight club
by Lorelai_crybaby June 16, 2020
mugGet the rule 1mug.

Distress Call No 1

this is a distress call please help November just came to my house and put me in a sack full of rapper memorabilia and threw me inside of a Gorillaz fan page please help
I will not listen to Distress Call No 1
by psychoBBY November 5, 2022
mugGet the Distress Call No 1mug.

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