spit job 

spitting on someone's stomach while sucking on their dick causing them to think they came...but they didn't. the girl actually spit on his stomach.

out of no where she pulled a spit job and i forced her to stop so i could go throw up.

spit job by aterrifiedwitness April 4, 2009

Italian Job 

A job which, on the face of it, seems to have been done OK, but which may lack the traditional thoroughness or certainty associated with work done in countries like Britain, Germany etc., especially in the 19th century.

"I've fixed the bathroom taps - everything seems to be working fine, but it's an Italian job, so we'd better keep an eye on it."

Italian Job by Khuy-n-inpw June 8, 2009

Snore job 

Snore job: The only way a married man can get a blow job from his wife, ie: The Honeymoon is over

1. Man that woman can snore...she's going to suck the blankets off the bed..oh wait a minute- What baby? you say you want to give Big Poppa a "Snore job"

Snore job by Buford December 23, 2005

bank job 

in the process of giving or gettin a blowjob in a bank

kevin: hey janet, can u give me a bank job

janet: ewww no, i'm too busy with brad tonight

kevin: ok,fine i understand

bank job by b-rad-g March 9, 2008

nose job

nasal sex; via one or both nostril

She gave me a nose job. Like a blow job but much more painful for both of us. And she nearly suffocated.

nose job by garyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy July 27, 2011

Poon job

The reverse of a rusty trombone, where a female sucks a males penis while reaching around and sticking a finger in the males butthole.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a really nice poon job last night. It really made me feel special

Poon job by JasontheBean May 19, 2014

Prick Job 

Someone who is struggling with their own life so badly, that you're required to yell at them from a moving car. What you yell at them, will arm them with the knowledge that they're struggling in life.

Shawn: Hey Kristian, look at this prick job on the side of the road.
Krisitain: (to the man on the side of the road) You're a fucking prick job!!

Prick Job by SHenderson May 3, 2008