Textlas

Textlas is a godly gamer and knows what he’s doing. If he plays any game you should just leave because he will destroy you.

“Oh my lord Textlas is playing with us!”
“We have to leave

by Textlas February 26, 2022

Textroduction

Introduction done through text messaging platform.

Please let this serve as a textroduction between John Doe and Jane Doe.

by virginiacannabislawyers March 17, 2022

textural coherence

Being aware enough of one’s own environment to apply enough grit and their shit to survive.

He’s got just enough textural coherence to survive this rough environment.

by Survival March 20, 2022

Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

textbook smart

When someone gets good grades in school because they have the ability to memorise pages of information, however in real life they’re absolute idiots.

John: “Linda is so clever, she got 92% on her history test”
Abraham: “Nah, she’s just textbook smart. She doesn’t even know how to spell Nickelodeon”

by SisiOnTik April 16, 2022

Texter

It’s like uhhhhh….the name you call someone texting

Look at this dry texter ahh

by Idfdd April 17, 2022

textarrassing

When your boyfriend is harassing you by txt over bullshit!

When a person keeps txting over and over bc your not answering fast enuf

He has been textarrassing me all nite!

If he don't answer I'll textarrass him till he does!

by ultimateblnd74 May 5, 2022