2 definitions by C Monty

Textpiration Date

A set period of time after which a person's past social media posts or texts can no longer be used against them, provided it can be reasonably shown that they no longer carry those problematic beliefs or attitudes.

Like a statute of limitations on getting "cancelled."

Karen: Can you believe Rob said something so offensive? I should show this to his boss.
Stacy: You can't.
Karen: Why not?
Stacy: That comment is 10 years old. It's past the textpiration date.

by C Monty March 22, 2022

Smooth Bucket

A greeting for someone so cool, they're like a bucketful of smoothness.

"Ooooh, look at you lookin' all sharp. What's up, Smooth Bucket?"

by C Monty March 27, 2021