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The Matias Rule

This rule states that every time you go for an ass grab, you have to first ask "is this okay?", and then proceed to feel whether or not she has individual cheek seperation, because if she doesnt, shes fat.
"how was it with that girl last night, did you use the matias rule?"
"you know i did."
by Saviiiiiaaaan May 10, 2023
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papi rules

Papi rules means ruling the world with a plethora of friends, with people you trust, it’s about sharing very cool memories with your friends and sharing pictures like blogs but between your friends, sending funny pictures of each other and playing games with your friends, just hanging out with them, it’s basically sharing funny moments with them.
Bro you’re the type to be in a friendship with what we call papi rules.
by misu February 1, 2022
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rules

rules are made to be broken. nothing else. that's why rules were made. no other reason and if you think so just know that ur mom can't say no, that's why she had you :)
''rules are made to be followed''

*slaps the thing*
''thank you next''
by elainn September 7, 2021
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Xen rule

Xen rule is a dumb ass rule made by a moron. Normally no one knows about the rule until it's applied.
I went to leave early but can't it's a new xen rule.
by fathfhfisuierireiigrwh January 17, 2018
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The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep
Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"
by Malgin February 15, 2024
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the 5 second rule

the 5 second rule isn't even true like the food when you drop it the bacterias get on it under literally one second
You: did you try to just catch your food under 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is not true
Friend: yea?
You: because if you even drop your food the bacterias get on it in under one second even if you wipe it
by nicku1006 July 17, 2025
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Smash the rules

When you are tired of the bullshit and need to start over. All the way over and full throttle.
"One day I just said no more, time to smash the rules and start the fuck over"
by sarajaye January 22, 2023
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