John Edward 

A semi introvert. A cold person at first. He doesn’t talk much and doesn’t give a damn to others. He’s quiet and mysterious. You will not see him in crowded and loud places. But once you know him and he gives his trust to you, he’s the most fun person to be with.

He’s a jokester. He loves to laugh with the persons he trust the most. A great friend, always giving a helping hand.

John Edward is very caring. He’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet. If by any chance you’re in a relationship with John Edward, he will make you feel like a queen with a real king.

He loves to be in a serene place with his girl. Physical touch is his love language. Caress him and surely he’ll go crazy. Love him 100 percent and he’ll give you 1000% love back.

He loves his little girl/bebe/laloves/lovebug so much.

John Edward is one of a kind.

John Edward is for keeps.

Little girl is so blessed to have him.

You’re so lucky with your boyfriend! He’s so John Edward!

John Edward by tlegirl00 March 9, 2022

John baileyol 

Ugly rat looking creature who is a simp and also looks ugly and is stupid and has approximately 2 and a half brain cells. Also a cat

Me: have you seen John baileyol lately? She looks so stupid and useless
You: true she looks like a rat

John baileyol by ailisisntaranga March 16, 2022

john alex 

john alex is a goody two shoes who likes men

that new kid is such a john alex

john alex by anonymous748294-2 March 16, 2022

John Michael 

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.

You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.

John Michael by KyDandi April 2, 2022

John Burger 

A slur for Ugly white people ( Caucasians and those of the white race ).

"Look at that john burger at dick's sporting good's"
"Yeah fucking whitey!"

John Burger by cetifiedslurinator April 4, 2022

john clanger 

Synonymous with "join call", frequently used in relation to Discord chats.

John clanger!

john clanger by UttermostQuinnyo April 9, 2022

John F Kenedy 

Mozart was good

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!

John F Kenedy by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022