Fart Knocker

1.a random diss that sounds funny
2. a person who knocks on their butt before farting causing you to fart faster

You are a fart knocker
Fart knockers are healthy

by Urban boiyii March 6, 2005

old fart

Mattdude's father.

The old fart finally croaked and the whole family rejoiced.

by ice December 21, 2003

Fart liquid

The white residue that is left sticking to your asshole after a nice, big, stinky, wet fart.

Suck my fart liquid, bitch!
Oh, shit, that sounded like fart liquid.

by King Nothing May 3, 2004

fart blossom

When a fart smells so bad you gag, even if it's your own.

"Oh Dan, you reak! What have you been eating??"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

popcorn fart

wen you have to fart for a very long period of time and it builds up in the buttox and you let go a egg smell and it feels like the popcorn exploded...and it burns like hell

it was hotter than a popcorn fart last night

by bob hastle February 14, 2004

fart blossom

A fart that blossoms out of ones butt like a flower.

Oh no! This one's gonna be a fart blossom!

by Marisela July 25, 2004

turd fart

(noun)
a turd fart is a person that does something so unbelievible stupid it seems near impossible

clair why did you send these "sales people" to my house, its a pyrimd sceame! your such a turd fart.

by dutchlucky316 March 10, 2007