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pussy willows

s.pl. testicles that are small, furry, and/or cute; feline testicles.
gf: oooh! i love your pussy willows!
bf: and there goes my hard-on.
by indalomena November 28, 2006
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dirty pussy

A dirty pussy is a pussy that gets fucked a ton of times by a different guy every time, and the girl who has the dirty pussy is a slut, whore, cock monster, varsity whore, etc.
Larissa has a dirty pussy and is a fucking bitchy ass SLUT. She fucks guys as often as she breathes in air into her lungs.
by pimp daddy dollars February 18, 2005
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cotton-pussy

The loss of sexual desire experienced by women immediately following consumption of marijuana. Likened to the feeling of dry mouth when consuming marijuana.
"Dude, I was all about having sex that night, but then I smoked and got a serious case of cotton-pussy."

Also can be used in the plural form, as in "I got a serious case of the cotton-pusies that night."
by Flyingtetas October 29, 2009
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Pussy Gargling

When you give the woman a cream pie, then they blow a pussy fart but it's a slow leaking pussy fart and the pussy gargles the cum.
After blowing a huge load in my girlfriends cunt, it started pussy gargling my cum.
by md5375 February 25, 2009
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Combat Pussy

(noun): Refers to female sexual prowess on par with the fighting abilities of a seasoned combat veteran. This black belt in the martial art of fucking cannot be acquired by reading a book, studying porn, or even from frequent intercourse, even though all of these may be elements of combat-pussy training. A female can only get combat pussy by devoting herself to fucking as if it were a vocation or calling. Only after vast on-the-job training and real-world experience does she become a Warrior of Fuck, a Special Fucking Forces Agent of Sloppy Ops.

Much more than a mere "good lay," a female in possession of combat pussy fucks on a whole different level, and may be insulted by requests for ordinary sex acts, since they are like bringing a knife to a gunfight.

A man (or woman) who is fucked by a female with combat pussy may experience blackouts, irregular heartbeat, convulsions and vomiting; it may also result in Post-Fuckmatic Stress Disorder (PFSD), flashbacks, anal bleeding, penile epilepsy accompanied by sudden spunking, spontaneous lactation, swamp ass, and Jangly Chalkballs Syndrome (resulting in ejaculation of a white, powdery dust instead of semen).
Man: "Say, why don't you suck my dick, baby?"
Woman: "Dick sucking's for babies. I don't suck dick--I got combat pussy."

Later: "Holy shit. Hand me your wallet--my dick's having a grand mal seizure. Where am I? Why does my asshole look like an entrance wound? Damn, that lady had combat pussy mos def."
by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011
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jungle pussy

Genetalia of (usually young and attractive) African-American female. More generally, a black woman's vagina.
"I'm talkin' about jungle pussy, boy, what's got fire in her belly! Now you just
travel up them stairs, sonny — and do as your momma says." Philip Roth

"She bent backwards over the sink, her T-shirt bunched above her small breasts,
heated jungle-pussy bare and offered to my greedy mouth. She tasted like sin." Victoria Brownworth
by TexDenim March 2, 2009
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White pussy

Not the best pussy ever
It can smell like tuna
White pussy? Why does it smell like tuna?
by ISHFWILF October 29, 2018
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