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Zen Toaster

A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!
Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!
by emmagigio March 13, 2024
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French Toasting

French Toasting: A sexual act when a man ejaculates on their partner's stomach, and immediately flips over the partner and proceeds to fill there anal cavity with a "french toast mixture" It is customary to chug the mixture resembling the last piece of bread soaking up in the bowl
Last night the wife and I were able to try out French Toasting.
by TreeCop March 28, 2024
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Cane Toad

1. The animal native to Northern Australia and some other places in the world.
2. A way to describe the looks of an unattractive woman from Northern Australia, particularly North Queensland.
"Oi mate, look at Sheila!"
"Ah, fuck off, you daft cunt! I'm not gonna have a date with her with the way she's lookin'! Looks like a fackin' Cane Toad!"
by michael carbomb January 26, 2026
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Cane Toad

An Aussie term used to describe someone from Queensland, Australia. There are a fuckton of cane toads there.
Aidan: Hey mate! Where's Damo?
Josh: Dunno, think he's at 'ome watchin' State Of Origin.
Aidan: Aw yeah! That's roight! He's a Cane Toad!
by michael carbomb November 17, 2024
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Political Toad

A person who discriminates on another person based on their political beliefs; equivalent to racism or sexism; these people push the agenda of “divided we stand” and/or the classic “hate they neighbor”.
“Political toads don’t listen well.”

“You can try to help the direction of this country, but it’s going to be tough with all these political toads.”

“That’s a democratic political toad standing over there yelling.”

“That’s a republican political toad standing over there yelling.”
by Krisp50 December 15, 2024
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Glazed toaster strudel

The act of toasting a strudel and subsequently sticking your cock into the toaster to frost the strudel with your cum
My brother was hungry last night and so I made a Glazed toaster strudel and fed it to him
by Carmine Fardella Jr January 27, 2025
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Roasty toasty princess

The desecrator of any sweet puff to point of no amount of magic eraser can save.
by Privatejohnson February 1, 2025
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