Sofianess

To embrace ones happy giggly self.

Embrace your sofianess and be happy!

by SugarLily October 13, 2025

Soft shelled baby back bitch

A Trump loving troglodyte that is devoid of facts. When presented with facts they deflect and never answer the original question. The generally also clam the fuck up because they can't answer a simple question without destroying their cultish ideals.

Jd Vance is a soft shelled baby back bitch!

by Draksar October 13, 2025

Softflex

(Noun) The first ever ski-jacket-hoodie hybrid.
Aka the ultimate snow hoodie.
Looks like a hoodie, performs like a ski jacket.
Insulated, waterproof, zippered pockets, powder skirt — all wrapped in a stupid-soft, stretchy exterior.
Built for riders who hate bulky jackets and want to stay warm without looking like a marshmallow.

Example:

“Dude showed up in a Softflex. It was 10° and he wasn’t even shivering.”
"Arent you freezing in that hoodie? This isnt a hoodie, its a Softflex"
"Did you see that guys softflex? So sick."

by Alphakev November 30, 2025

drunken software

The badest ass kind of software. Drunken Software.

Dude. Have you ever seen what drunken software looks like? It's permabeer goggles.

by dreaded1 January 24, 2008

texas softball

During anal sex with a partner the receiver reaches back and punches the giver in the balls and then runs in a diamond.

Man Scott gave Lewis a Texas Softball today.

by Scott "dick sucker" Stephens April 30, 2008

ad software

software that is sneaked onto computers when booby-trapped files like screen savers and browser tool bars are downloaded. Often shortened to adware.

Ad software is not a desirable program.

by uttam maharjan May 22, 2010

Biggie Soft

A biggie soft is when your weiner is slightly hard and big but not hard enough to enage in any sexual activities.

Dude, I just pantsed Nathan and I swear to God he had a Biggie Soft.

by Jay-Emm The Duke of Dock March 27, 2011