School Door Bell

School doorbells.

Simply put it, we all hate them...

You have to ring the door bell from during sessions and after lunch, but if you think that's not bad, you can't even answer the freaking door, only a "adult" can, why? Because what if there is a school shooter or something...
So in conclusion, the bell system sucks ass...

Person 1: hey I'm late can you open the door?
Person 2: can't...
Person 1: why?
Person 2: you gotta ring the school door bell.
Person 1: that's stupid!
Person 2: ikr!
Teacher: okay come in!
Person 1: FINALLY ABT TIME!!!!

School Door Bell by Edward2009 September 10, 2025

school holiday 

A period of hiatus from formal education after completing college, typically chosen by individuals who have spent 19 years in the education system, from pre-school through college. During this time, they opt to enter the workforce before potentially pursuing postgraduate studies later in life.

After 19 years of schooling, I decided to take a school holiday, opting to gain work experience before considering my options for postgraduate education.

school holiday by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

school unfocus syndrome

The phenomenon where students currently in school, who are unfocused in class, commonly think they’re the only ones struggling, while most school leavers (especially adults over 25) remember being unfocused too.

During my lecture, I noticed a lot of students zoning out, which reminded me of the school unfocus syndrome we all experienced back in the day!

school unfocus syndrome by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

School is getting sued

For allegedly not doing enough about bullying leading to the death of a Jewish boy

Hym "You don't hear about it as much when it goes the other way, right? The kid must not have used a gun because if he had, the shit-libs would have been talking about it. But when it ends in suicide there are no guns to blame. Who is their to blame? The schools? To some extent. But how much really can they do to stop it? For them to stop it they would have do what YOU REFUSE TO DO FOR ME and create concrete consequences for the kids (or people) doing it. The teachers are always going to be able to say that they didn't know so these consequences would need to come about IN THE ABSENCE of the subsidiary (Stephen Bannel (one of the guys impersonating me) things bullying is good by the way.) party coming foward. The people doing it aren't going to do it because solidarity and the bystanders aren't going to do it because prisoner's dilemma. Which is what I have been saying all along. But THESE FUCKING IMBECILES have already decided who to blame. So none of that matters. The school is getting sued but the lawsuit isn't going to make the parents whole. I'm coming into the future with you whether you want me there or not. I'm not changing my fucking identity. If I am going to have to live with this than SO ARE YOU or you are going to have my decision and, for your sake, you had better hope that my decisions are as FINAL as your's seem to be. What needed to happen for the Jewish kid not to die is just the thing I said and have been saying."

School is getting sued by Hym Iam November 10, 2025

school water fountain

there are 3 school water fountains found in our school
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes

Friend: yo, did you hear the story about Billy and the school water fountain?
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)

school water fountain by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025

School Bus

a terrible way of heading to school...
#1 there are three sections of the bus you need to choose on your first ride, if ur bus driver allows it... the back of the bus is where you would see the crazy shit happen. the middle row of seats are ppl that hang with their friends and joke around at times. the 1st row of seats is where the ppl don't know anyone in the bus accept for the bus driver or their friends outside the bus just chilling and sitting quietly.
#2 the experience on the bus 99.9% of the time a very bumpy ride, one small pebble can make you fly all over the place, the bus will rattle like it will come apart, and the open windows that can't be closed, oh and if you think that's not bad? then try heading on the bus during winter, i swear the heaters just turn on when you walk in, but once it's all warmed up, it's too late, ur already frozen.
#3 after school is the worst part. there's all the busses with their engines on. and if you think this is fine, WRONG!!! the busses run on diesel, so if you come near the busses, prepare to cover urself with a shirt, scarf, or mask since it's hard to breathe in that shit. during spring and fall, they don't run them at all thankfully, but the catch. most busses are old, meaning there is ABSOLUTELY NO A/C in the fans, meaning you have to open all the windows and prey to god you do not get a heat stroke.
so in conclusion, DON'T TAKE THE BUS!!!
unless you really have too... and if you do, pls remember this and i wish you luck :)

me: dude i cannot believe i have to take the bus...
friend (on phone): ikr, it sucks, and just be thankful you are not in my bus, it's very loud...
me: gtg the school bus is here.
bus driver: sit down and no food pls >:(
me: tnx, i guess... :(

School Bus by Edward2009 February 10, 2026

School bussing

The act of blunt fisting your significant other during relations. During the ACT once you have reached the end of your route, you let the kids out. Letting the kids out refers to extending your phalanges and wiggling them. Giggling all the way.

James at the time, hey Tom have you tried school bussing? It is one of my favorite Friday night adventures.

School bussing by Giver of trauma March 9, 2026