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a parking ticket

a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma January 29, 2012
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Parked In

Having a massive hard on. Things are so bad that you can’t even leave your room. Worse than being bricked up.
“Yo, where’s Harry?”

I’m telling you my guy’s parked in. He’s definitely going to be late to work again. Needs to work those feelings out!”
by Johnnie the Stick July 14, 2022
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Jody Parks

The name Jody means “he will add” and “God increases” in Hebrew.

The last name Parks means, a man of great stature, tall with a large penis. A handsome man with a calm spirit. Easy to love.
When life seems crazy I call Jody Parks and he calms my soul.
by Whitney Baby June 6, 2021
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Ashmore park

Full of killas and money makers got vention on ropes no one wants it wid da A #fuck wenny # fuck vention # fuck b side
Ashmore park is full of trapstars
by Ashmore park May 20, 2021
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Oak Park

Literally the biggest piece of liberal dogshit that ever was propped up and given a nametag. Some of Illinois' most prestigious and intolerable call this place home, and may God have mercy upon them, for they know not what they do.
Diary entry ~ August 3rd, 2023
The liberal frenzy has gotten out of control. I am fighting for control of my mind against the horde of Oak Park Karens.
by morgan_lebelle August 3, 2023
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Ball Park Frank

When you stick it in all three “bases” (mouth, asshole, vagina), cum on their stomach and slide on it head first like you’re sliding into home base.
It was a great night. Gave her the ol’ Ball Park Frank.
by anonymous November 18, 2020
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eden park elementary

eden park elementary is filled with bratty kids and girl who think they all that. so overall it SUCK! if you go they’re im sorry :( i’ll pay for your therapy
there’s bratty kids period the school sucks and it stinks so eden park is trash
eden park elementary is filled with bratty kids and girl who think they all that. so overall it SUCK! if you go they’re im sorry :( i’ll pay for your therapy
by shitt head September 9, 2021
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