I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

I’ll be dipped in dogshit

What Ted Hanson says when he’s surprised

“Wait you ran into Paulie Wallnuts in downtown Gallatin?! I’ll be dipped in dogshit!”

by Paulie Wallnuts June 26, 2023

I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.

Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?

by Naughtical Seal April 11, 2023

I’ll bored

I’m bored but bad English

If you are bored, you feel tired and impatient because you have lost interest in something or because you have nothing to do but want to changes things up just say I’ll bored

I’ll bored if there’s only one, so good to know

Kiki: “Keep up boomer!” Dossy: “I’ll bored”

by Notkiki July 20, 2023

I’ll take a Pasadena

Instead of I’ll pass, one would say I’ll take a Pasadena on that

When playing cards, and offered additional cards, one would say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that’.
When offered something that you would not desire, say, ‘I’ll take a Pasadena on that ‘Do it Yourself Appendectomy Kit’.

by GonzoJhawk August 4, 2023

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023