Bonk Bean

Bonkripper255 but a bean.
pretty much the definition of autism.

Terry's a Bonk Bean looking ass fucker.

by HoodieGuyy July 12, 2023

steel beans

When one is brave in the face of adversity. See also hard as nails, ballsy, big balls

Laurens: Do you think Nate will masterbate on that hotel balcony for a fiver
Emma: Sure he will, he's got steel beans

or

I can't believe Harold punched that massive bouncer - that lad's got steel beans for sure

by notABluesSinger July 12, 2023

Boom Boom Beans

Urban slang for Viagra or any variety of erectile dysfunction/enhancement pills.

Hey, my girl is gonna be here in 15 minutes, anybody got any boom boom beans?

by Kung Fu Jimmy July 15, 2023

Sean Bean the Tomb Bomb

The prototypical Tomb Bomb. Always talking about their favorite amino's, fiending for the next purp, and lifting weights. Probably a chemistry nerd but doesn't touch that tren cause life is better on hard mode.

"Hey bro, want to pop some tren and hit the gym?"
"As soon as I get this purp I'll meet you at the gym, but no tren cause I'm already Sean Bean the Tomb Bomb."

by DicDaddy July 25, 2023

Bean cracker

An idiot or stupid person.

“You absolute bean cracker!”

by UnderscoreofLIFE July 26, 2023

smol beans

Someone who is ugly and should never appear on the face of the earth.

Smol beans are ugly.
Smol beans are weird.

by Lilopoopoo August 9, 2023

Spread the beans

When a man performs a sexual act on a woman that hasn’t been properly cleaned

Well how John spread the beans last night

by anonymous August 28, 2023