Twatitude

When someone has the attitude of a complete twat in something they say or do.

John forcible explained why James wasn't "Alpha", with a severe Twatitude all the while.

John started to talk about why woman were objects with a heavy level of twatitude.

John hit on the girl with a major twatitude. He was obviously rejected.

by spankywordboy May 4, 2024

Twatulent

The act of being a twat.

The man's actions could be described as nothing more than absolutely twatulent in it's idiocy!

by Diedric McSpurglejunken May 15, 2024

Twatter Pops

The term used to describe a female that has had someone insert Otter Pops Popsicles into their vagina, also known as a twat, (minus the wrapper) to aid in reviving them after she has overdosed on opiates. They have also been known to have been eaten and enjoyed once revival has been accomplished by the person inserting aforementioned popsicles.

"She has been Twatter Popped!" "We call her Twatter Pops now!"

by BLRRDVYZYN May 27, 2024

Twattertarian

Generally synonymous or related to 'Twatter', 'OffendItarian' and 'OffendAtarian'. (Similarly related to 'Political Correctness,' Woke Comedy', (an idiotic 'oxymoron',presumably derived from 'Moron'?) The word itself, originating from a rather clever and slightly smug blend of Twatter', and the type of 'Offensive Vegetarian' that you find seated next to you at a wedding dinner and scowling because you prefer the 'Chicken' option. Not an honest, quid pro quo and empathetic Vegetarian, like me Mum, who cooks us all a superb Sunday roast lamb dinner at her home , with her own vegetarian option, and quite rightly expects and receives the same sort of respect, empathy and consideration as She shows to us, or 'quid pro quo' if you prefer, in our homes. A Twattertarian is the dominant ignorant minority, the sort of ignorant Twat that would quicky re-TWEET in stead of re-SEARCHING first. They generally are the type of extremely ignorant minority twat that has the loudest voice and have been making, and continue to make, life miserable for all humanity. Live just one day in the shoes of other Cultures or Tribes, with all Classes, before you stick your destructive nose in, eh?

Why are the the lives/society of the vast majority of decent, honest and peaceful 'equatorial minded' people, who simply want to lead happy, secure and empathetic 'live-and-let-live' lives, made so miserable by the conflicts created by the absurdly disproportionately loud, influential and controlling minority of Twattertarians from the 'North' & South Poles? Simply put, why is it always just one person that spoils the party for everyone else?

by idiocracy62 August 16, 2024

Twatcrack

An exposed upper vulval fold, usually due to low-rise jeans or a small bikini bottom.

"Dag, yo. Breighleigh's twatcrack is totally showing. She's like a reverse plumber. I'd like to PLUMB HER. I'm a comedic genius"

by tone_bone December 13, 2024

Twatonomics

The economics of being a twat. How much of a twat are they on the twatonomics twat meter

That piers Morgan is such a twat he gains at least a 4.9 on the twatonomics Richter scale.

by UkCookie January 10, 2025

twattypuss

twattypuss- being such a twat that you’re being a twat x8. Like an octopus has 8 legs. And being slapped by 16 lips.

GOD! You didn’t have to act like a twattypuss when you could’ve just acted like a twat!

by cuntybossbitch16 February 2, 2025