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milk utter ski slope cleaner

During sex the woman gives the man a boob job. When he is about to come he stands up. Then the girl pulls his dick down over her tits one at a time there for milking him. The trails over her boobs should look like a ski trails. The man then proceeds to lick of the semen of the boobs.
Joe: I gave my girl a milk utter ski slope cleaner.
Marry: What? I wish my boy would do that!
by HUE HUE HUE!! October 7, 2016
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What are people that put milk first

Very weird.They don’t have brains.
Tatiana: I’m gonna eat some cereal

*puts milk first*

Andreia:ARE YOU OK??
Tatiana: yeah tf

Andreia: No you aren’t you need to go to a mental hospital

(What are people that put milk first *just because I had to*)
by Cereal first April 23, 2021
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Milk

He milks his girlfriend's nipples thoroughly, yet gently, whenever she pulls up her top, and begs for him to do so.
by Modern Webster February 8, 2021
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Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.
“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”
by broiledeggs July 22, 2021
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Milk Gasser

When one farts in ones cup of milk. Or perhaps sharts in the cup as well. Then makes that person drink it.
Man i just gave that dude a milk Gasser!!!
by 69er master September 4, 2009
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Skim milk

A nickname for a person who was big but has lost some weight.
Hey skim milk. Why you call me skim milk for?
Because you lost weight.
by DCYBER406 June 24, 2024
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Mom went out for a gallon of milk

The female version of “Dad went out for cigarettes”, where the mom goes out and abandons the kid under the pretense of buying milk.
Mom went out for a gallon of milk and never came back.
by ozzygcoverdale May 1, 2022
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