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Hot Lips Gonzalez

That thing when a woman goes to the bathroom after chopping jalapeños, and neglecting to wash her hands-and the resulting “down there” pain. Southern cousin to Hot Lips Houlihan on M.A.S.H.
I was in a hurry, making my famous spicy queso. I went to the bathroom and BAM, Hot Lips Gonzalez in my shorts!
by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023
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falaputa liputaka

Is an adjective that may be used to express anger or frustration.
This work is going to fail. Falaputa liputaka.
Falaputa liputaka, I hate this game.
It is not going to work! Falaputa liputaka.
by elvinYeet May 14, 2023
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Free liping

When a woman isn't wearing any underwear and her lips are able to breathe.
What underwear are you wearing?
I'm not wearing any, I'm free liping l.
by Piper Lay May 16, 2023
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Rippin Lips

Hillbilly cover for risky midday sexual rendezvous.

When Gerald's wife left work early and arrived home before him, he was surprised to see her sitting on the porch with the shotgun when he got out of his truck prior to his scheduled 4:30 arrival.

When Lucinda asked him where he had been, he said "Out with the girls rippin lips." Lucinda took this to mean he had taken his nieces to the pond to catch some catfish.

Gerald was actually at the Lookout Lodge with Denise and Jackie for 45 minutes enjoying the most carefree day in their menstrual cycles.

Notice Gerald did not lie to Lucinda.
You girls like rippin lips?

Only with you, Gerald.
by nocharge June 12, 2023
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trout lips

something heather calls harold in season 2/total drama action
harold: "write down all your good ideas, and we can bring them up at the next team meeting. i'll second you. cool?"
heather: "go jump in a lake, trout lips!"
by iloveyouchica August 11, 2023
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Mongolian liposuction

The act of fisting your partner(when they have not wiped) to the point where there asshole prolapses, then you wrap your mouth round the prolapsed asshole and suck the shit out, you then have the option to regurgitate the shit and french kiss it into your partners mouth.
“Hey would you like to help me remove this blockage in my stomach with a Mongolian liposuction?”
by Gregory Finkleworth July 27, 2024
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Gypsy Lipped

When you are sharing a joint and someone puts too much saliva on the joint.
God damn it bro. You just gypsy lipped the joint. It’s like I’m making out with you.
by Como Jordan August 18, 2024
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