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mentor boner

A male with very little self awareness who seeks validation and to establish a sense of importance by attempting to mentor women without their consent.

Mansplaining in action.
The new guy in my team has a raging mentor boner. He's determined to educate me with his unsolicted advice,
by Girl_loves_cats February 29, 2024
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Goader Boner

The erection (be it penile or clitoral) one gets from antagonizing others online or in person.
You don't know a damn thing about that! Are you just saying that to get a Goader Boner?
by Rone4 March 5, 2024
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Wallet boner

The feeling you get in your wallet when you are anticipating financial gain
Dude Im getting a massive “wallet boner” just thinking about the potential gain from my stock investments in the foreseeable future
by Autistic_Birdz March 7, 2024
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Super Boner

Oh? No? Not one of yours? I don't think one mine would have say 'If there's no transcendant meaning, then we're animals.' I mean... If your transcendant meaning is to spread your genes into the future then how are you not just an animal? If transcendant meaning (for everyone) = spreading genes then how do you not consider everyone else animals? That's what animals do. Spread genes. Yeah, no, he's a plant. He basic spreads (what is essentially) YOUR THING (Jordan) from the Atheist side of things. He doesn't have a self (apparently). He's a human strawman. Him and Destiny. You're boosting people to live publicly as human strawmen with a picture of my face stapled to the front.
Hym "Yeah, I don't know what a super boner is but I don't like the sound of it."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2024
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Cheek Boner

When someone packs a fat lip, producing a visible bulge in the cheek. (Dip tobacco)
Hey man, check out Eddy- he’s got a fat cheek boner!

Guy: Can I pinch a dip?
Dude: Sure, just don’t pack a cheek boner. I’m running low.
by Dip Veteran May 9, 2024
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Lady boner

When a lady sees a man with a boner the lady also gets a boner
A man with a boner approaches. Man: Hey, sweetie pie! The lady sees the man's boner. The lady gets a boner. Lady: "I think i got a Lady boner"
by ghostwithaboner May 26, 2024
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Stomach Boner

When you taste the most scrumptious food that makes your tastebuds explode and it makes your stomach have butterflies
man have you tried this donut it’s giving me a hard stomach boner rn
by adyyodaddy May 28, 2024
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