Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold 

First said by Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos (1741-1803). He originally said it in French in his 1782 book Les Liasons Dangereuses: "La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid. Quoted in Kill Bill Vol. 1 as being an old Klingon Proverb

"Why did you brutally murder all of the people who killed your unborn baby?"
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold by ben dub May 15, 2007

A Definite No

A Definite No is when like something scares you, grosses you out, or pisses you off to the point of no return.

This guy threw up by my foot and I'm just like that's a definite no, I'm completely done with everything right now.

A Definite No by How the Misery begins January 19, 2014

blasting a deuce 

taking a dump, using the facilites to the fullest extent

hey chris you in there?
yeah
what's taking so long?
im blasting a deuce

blasting a deuce by cdude December 1, 2005

Pulling a duff 

When an artist releases a Greatest Hits album after very few releases in an effort to make money.

This comes from when Hilary Duff released a Greatest Hits album after only releasing two albums.

Guy:"Dude Band-x is soooo pulling a duff on us."
Guy2:" man, that sucks"

Pulling a duff by KaineNZ September 5, 2008

fakin' a duke 

when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off

"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"

fakin' a duke by eli jackson June 29, 2007

pull a doyle 

pooping your skirt while sitting on a leather chair, after throwing up on the carpet and passing out---thus someone else is forced to clean the mess up, with some tangible items, such as a tee shirt.

dude, I was at this party last weekend and this chick began to pull a doyle, for real, real messed up.

pull a doyle by mason meal June 26, 2009

Doing a Dylan 

Licking bum fluff off a male's arse.

ah, me and my mates were doing a dylan the other day.

Doing a Dylan by cuntmasher October 28, 2010