A Definite No

A Definite No is when like something scares you, grosses you out, or pisses you off to the point of no return.

This guy threw up by my foot and I'm just like that's a definite no, I'm completely done with everything right now.

by How the Misery begins January 19, 2014

blasting a deuce

taking a dump, using the facilites to the fullest extent

hey chris you in there?
yeah
what's taking so long?
im blasting a deuce

by cdude December 1, 2005

Pulling a duff

When an artist releases a Greatest Hits album after very few releases in an effort to make money.

This comes from when Hilary Duff released a Greatest Hits album after only releasing two albums.

Guy:"Dude Band-x is soooo pulling a duff on us."
Guy2:" man, that sucks"

by KaineNZ September 5, 2008

fakin' a duke

when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off

"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"

by eli jackson June 29, 2007

pull a doyle

pooping your skirt while sitting on a leather chair, after throwing up on the carpet and passing out---thus someone else is forced to clean the mess up, with some tangible items, such as a tee shirt.

dude, I was at this party last weekend and this chick began to pull a doyle, for real, real messed up.

by mason meal June 26, 2009

Doing a Dylan

Licking bum fluff off a male's arse.

ah, me and my mates were doing a dylan the other day.

by cuntmasher October 28, 2010

schlorp a dork

1. A slang phrase for "suck a dick" or "perform oral sex on a man."

2. To apply excessive saliva to a whale penis (see "dork" in dictionary)

1. Kathy was on a dry streak of five months and was just dying to schlorp a dork.

2. After Amanda was thrown overboard, she schlorped so much dork that 50% of the ocean became comprised of whale ejaculate.

3. John: "I hate you."
Todd: "Go schlorp a dork, John."

by Ywertq November 16, 2010