Soft shell Frito

Fritos that are dipped in drinks like coke or Dr Pepper for a few minutes before eating

Let me get a soft shell frito

by Soft shell Frito July 22, 2025

Software engineers

Uh-oh guys! He's not good enough at life... Guess I gotta control him forever 🤷 ♂️ Aaawww SHUCKS!

Hym "Riiiiiight.... Well ALWAYS need software engineers 😉😉 Right? Cus if the AI can code then they are out of a job because, like... They've been rendered obsolete. Sure. I get it. Yeah, I'll play along. Totally. Yep. We definitely need software engineers! ALWAYS!"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2025

softism

1. The tendency to be overly sensitive, easily hurt, or excessively gentle in situations that don’t require it.

2. The art of finding offense where none was intended.

“Getting upset over a harmless joke about your favorite superhero movie is pure softism — especially if it turns into a 12-paragraph Facebook rant.”

by Rip Spencer August 11, 2025

soft top

A man, usually a gay or bisexual man, that assumes the penetrative role (the top) in sexual intercourse in most situations but occasionally assumes the receptive role (the bottom).

Rick's not a total top, you have it wrong. He's a soft top. He bottoms every third week.

by UDRejuvenator August 20, 2025

Soft solipsism

You're a morally confused moron who wants to play gender politics and you're doing this not because you believe soft solipsism is good but because it's the opposite. You're entire mind is just 'I dO tHe OpPoSiTe!' Now and you're a fucking idiot for being like this. You're fucking all the fat cocks, upto and including retards and children, and now you are making shit up to spite me.

Hym "Yeah, and your reading comprehension could use some work. The soft solipsism isn't good. You're delusional about your own virtue and you don't get to have a say in this because you are not fucking me. You're not a part of this. The opposition is entirely fabricated and their position is just the opposite of whatever I say as I say it. You need to shut these dumb whore up and get the show on the road here because if your would have put an end to this yesterday there is a good chance you would have more kids running around."

by Hym Iam August 28, 2025

Soft girlfriend remarks

When a girl makes remarks that a girlfriend should make,

Oh your using soft girlfriend remarks

by Slow_gls August 29, 2025

Sofia

A woman who is never afraid to be true to herself in her own skin

Sofia didn't care about failing the PARCC she passed the test anyway

Have you seen Sofia lately? She looks incredible.

by applebanana September 1, 2025