fuck the 5.0

means fuck the police, very handy term

fuck the 5.0, they put me in the drunk tank last night

fuck the 5.0 by brookelin April 21, 2006

fuck buck 

its when you peel the label off of a bottle of beer (ie. Sam Adams Pale ale) perfectly, then you can give a girl the label and she has to have sexual intercourse with you

hey girl, here is this fuck buck, you have to fuck me now.

fuck buck by bkkilllasquad August 21, 2008

fuck yo couch nigga 

This phrase was brought into prominence and popularized by Chappelle's Show in episode #204, where Rick James says "fuck yo couch, nigga" when he is caught kicking mud on Charlie Murphy's white couch.

The phrase entered pop culture lexicon to mean audacious contempt, discontent or disregard for a given standard, convention or ideal, or utter indifference to a given situation.

Man: "Dude, my girl dumped me and I am so hurt."

Man 2: "Man, fuck yo couch nigga, I got my own problems."

Man: "I hope John McCain wins the election in 2008."

Man 2: "fuck yo couch, nigga! Obama will win in 2008!"

fuck yo couch nigga by dareeza October 1, 2008

Fuck You Gaymzee 

The only effective comeback when someone differs in opinion with you. This statement can be used in any situation including when someone "offends" you. Originated from a similar situation occurring on the popular blogging site "Tumblr."

Offender: wow hi i dont like cake umm
Person: wow fuck you gaymzee god some people will never get to even TASTE cake you asshole check your privilege cis scum.

Fuck You Gaymzee by wowummhi June 8, 2012

Fuck up

Someone who is useless at life. They usually screw everything up without even trying.

Dave: "what happens when If I touch this?"
Person 1: "it doesn't matter, just don't do it"
Dave: "oh god, I broke it"
Person 1: "I just told you not to touch it...Fuck up!"

Fuck up by lolololololrofl August 6, 2008

Fuck bitch 

Adjective- stupid/dumb female; asshole; jerk ; disrespectful; unexplainably mean.

*girl calls guy stupid*

*guy responds*

I don't know why you come over here and act like a fuck bitch, I didn't do anything wrong
*girl feels offended and embarrassed *

Fuck bitch by LqShadow January 22, 2014

fuck wank 

to masturbate while replicating the actions and motion of intercourse, for example by thrusting against a rolled-up pillow.

i saw Thatcher on tv the other day, and had to rush upstairs for a fuck wank.

fuck wank by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003