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spacklecrack

Noun

1. A term used to describe a person who went to sleep with so much semen leaking out of their butthole, that they awaken to their buttcheeks being stuck together and their buttcrack completely sealed shut.
"After a long night of drinking and several sexual partners, she awoke with a severe case of spacklecrack."
by billebllunt May 12, 2014
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spack daddy

A dad who beats you with a pack of cigarettes
John: Hey, get on Skype.
Burphy: No, my Spack Daddy is giving me some shit with his packs right now.
John: Damn.. You didn't know?
Burphy: Nah man. Fuck you
by Ass fuvker April 12, 2016
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spackleface

For you drywallers, when your beau shoots his load acoss your face in an orange peel texture.
Joe, take a look at her spackleface. You can't even see the patch!
by Dry n hard June 26, 2016
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spac

spac means sleep used in Polish
spac
by chiennn December 13, 2016
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spac

ADJECTIVE

English Regional

archaic

Of a person: quick, prompt, ready; intelligent, clever. In later use archaic and English regional.

Origin
Middle English; earliest use found in Trinity Cambridge Manuscript. From early Scandinavian (compare Old Icelandic spakr wise, quiet, gentle, Old Swedish spaker wise, quiet, gentle, peaceful (Swedish spak), Old Danish spak, spag quiet, gentle (Danish spag)), perhaps from the same Indo-European base as Croatian paziti to give heed to.
oh my god! he is so spac
by chiennn December 13, 2016
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spacket

Verb. Ant testicles

Adjective. Someone with small testicles
He has some serious spacket.

Ever wondered what spacket looks like
by MacktheHack February 22, 2017
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Skace

Skace. A type of person. Slippery, terrible means of organisation and communication but gets away with everything because once you finally track them down are pleasant to be around. Often dogs everyone without apology or guilt. Makes multiple plans, chooses one, doesn't notify non-chosen person/s of said choice. All round good guy though, sometimes.
A: He won't return any of my calls, he said he'd be here 4 hours ago and he's active on facebook right now.

B: Babe, you've been skace'd.
by Aaron Sherlock July 21, 2017
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