spacklecrack

Noun

1. A term used to describe a person who went to sleep with so much semen leaking out of their butthole, that they awaken to their buttcheeks being stuck together and their buttcrack completely sealed shut.

"After a long night of drinking and several sexual partners, she awoke with a severe case of spacklecrack."

by billebllunt May 12, 2014

spackleknacker

When you've got the runs and the spackle gets on your knackers

Johnny got the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of girls. What a spackleknacker!

by Gavin Spackleknacker January 2, 2008

sparklecrack

Any smallish decorative / personal adornment item that a) can or does glitter, shimmer, or sparkle; b) is often small-ish in physical size and not exceedingly expensive for a single piece; c) is surprisingly (almost frighteningly) collectable. And once you get a few, you really need a few more, because they're fun and pretty and not much maintenance. Then a few dozen more, to round out your collection. Then a few hundred, because there are slight differences and you really do need all the variants. Pretty soon your home has a dedicated area for your own personal flavor of sparklecrack: your makeup, your jewelry, your gemstones, your pewter figures...what have you.

It's not sparklecrack until it has its own storage solution.

by Slave to the Sparkle November 15, 2010

spackleback

A girl with semen on her back

I pulled out while doing her doggystyle, and gave her a spackleback.

by Brian Balzac April 24, 2008

Spackleback

When generally, but not always, a man ejaculates on the back of another.

Last night I gave her spackleback after riding her dogie style.

by Greg The Great 1973 October 2, 2010