John Wayne toilet paper

Rough and tough and doesn't take shit off of anyone

Damn dude, why you walking so funny?

I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.

I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.

by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013

John Wayne toilet paper

John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.

Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.

by Trav March 28, 2005

John Hampden Grammar School

A really shit school in High Wycombe that thinks they are so much better than they actually are.
It is barely a grammar school, on the same level with non-grammar schools to be honest.
The people there are really stuck up their arses.

Commonly abbreviated to JHGS.

Person 1: Hey bro! I just got into John Hampden Grammar School!!
Person 2: No way bro!! You're going to a shit school, congrats!
Person 1: I know right!!
Person 2: Get ready to become a selfish prick!

by BrandonD42069 October 20, 2020

john waynes saddle bags

piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps

my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)

by gilly_willy June 9, 2004

Donald John Trump

Donald John Trump is the richest president in the US and has currently served his 1st term and will be serving 4 more years. He is the 45th president in the US and hes the 3rd president to be impeached. Donald Trump was born in June 14, 1946 in New York. Trumps net worth is $2.5 Billion and his children are Ivanka Trump, Barron Trump, Donald Trump Jr., Tiffany Trump, Eric Trump. He won the 1st election by memes which was fascinating and also called the people going against him names which actually worked and everyone started using them. Usually people dislike The Donald because "hes racist" and "hes sexist" but hes not actually racist or sexist. Many African Americans and woman support Donald J Trump because of BLM and Antifa riots ruining the United States. Woman supported Donald Trumps presidency because they see him as a strong man and very confident of his words, they see him as a good role model for their children and good for their family.

Donald John Trump is a really good president, I hope he wins next election to kill off china's cock sucker hoe biden.

by DJTrumputin September 22, 2020

John Long Middle School

a school where people think they all that and a school where it’s so easy to make friends you’ll literally get snaked by every single one of them. girls think it’s cool to try and take pics of it and drama is their main priority. BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT, teachers here can be chill. some you’ll legitimately hate.

there’s so much drama at john long middle school

by who knows 🥰. October 19, 2019

This is Great News! For John McCain!

A phrase describing something that is so obviously bad for someone that it is sarcastically described as being great news. Derived from the 2008 Election where FOX news tried to make any news pertaining to the election, especially bad news, as a positive some how for John McCain!

Fox News Anchor: "Today photos were found of John McCain sodomizing his illegal immigrant lawn boy Juan."

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!."

or

Fox News Anchor: "Barack Obama leads in polls 99% to 1% with only 2 days before the election.

Fox News Pundit: "This is Great news! For John McCain!"

by Eartling Andy May 22, 2009